Show T Train rain Crew Shows Show's GrieF I II Railroad Men Have Serious Troubles 1 I When Nice Juicy Edibles Arc Shipped Onion Special Specia Causes Woe o I The ordinary workman has jobs that sometimes call for all the patience of I I Job oftentimes having haing to face tasks that are arc harder than the labors labors' labors of of HerI Her Her- I J I cules But a Job that seems almost I superhuman is that of being a train hand and helping to pilot a trainload of ot good ripe Juicy onions over the I division Yesterday it fell to the lot of a Salt Lake Lak train crew to take a special train loaded with onions the pride of California California Cali Cali- fornia eastward destined for the wholesale markets The train came in early arh and was rushed through It is a sad fact that an I onion train has fewer friends than the wandering Jew And if sour dyspeptic looks would kill the frowns that the I callboy received when he called the train crew to rush the onions over the I road would have annihilated him I The workmen on onion trains are comp compelled to wear rubber boots for in running over the trains the fumes cause the tears tars to stream from their eyes and they must protect their footing footing footing foot foot- ing with the boots It is customary for the onion train to run about sixteen sixteen sixteen six six- I teen miles at a time and then stop for fresh air The caboose windows are opened fresh air is fanned in and then they are tightly closed and the train rushes forward much like a German submarine dashing clashing between ports They tell a story down there by the depot that a tramp once made a mistake mistake mis mis- take tale and caught an onion train His i was a thrilling ride and it is rumored that he has lias since reformed and says Never Ne again He would prefer world to an onion train People along the route where a trainload trainload trainload train- train load of onions are arc to pass are advised in advance and those living to the windward of the track carefully close their doors and windows The weather er bureau usually tells telIs In n advance which direction the wind wIll Trill ll be blowIng blowing blowing blow- blow ing at that particular moment It is ver very necessary to watch the block s system stem for signals as the fumes of the onions often cause strange freaks freals of the instruments one set having havIng haying hav hay ing been noticed that had turned completely completely com corn inside out after the passage of an onion train |