Show I I SAYINGS OF MRS SOLOMON I Verily ve verily my Daughter life Ute is I short and youth is fleeting Therefore I charge thee waste not thine halcyon hours upon them that bore thee and persecute thee with stale flatteries and near love and Wilt thou kiss Let the the- Ineligibles ana ane the Hard- Hard shells s seek ek their amusement among other damsels but keep THOU to the I Path of ot thine Id Ideals als For what it a damsel if fools say of her She Is SO popular Rather would I have them say of mo me She Is so EXCLUSIVE Yea she Is exceeding difficult to please and he that winneth her shall hali be lucky Go to Better Detter one Ideal lover In the Imagination than twenty doodle wits upon the doorstep and the parlor chairs Better Detter a good book a a. loose corset and comfortable slippers sUppers than an evening in the moonlight with the Wrong Man Better Detter an nap In a secluded hammock than a drive in a twelve- twelve cylinder car with a man who thee with cheap sentimentality and thy kisses as trading stamps with every pound of ot flattery Better a good goodnights nights night's beauty sleep I than a hard nights night's fox trotting and a next morning morning- headache Better Delter ONE profitable platonic friend frien d than twenty near sentimentalists i In n search of diversion For lo 10 if it I am beautiful my mirror mirro r will tell me so and I need not th the e commendations of philanderers an and d light weights to sustain my vanity And if I am kissable then am I worthy to be kissed only in reverence and rapture and gratitude gratitude and and not asa as asa asa a pastime Verily verily she that to be bea a good fellow she that her days and her favors upon the profitless she that with lowbrows lowbrows lowbrows low low- brows and dancing dolls and callow half and cheap sentimentalists I Ishall shall in time cease the know the Real Rea Thing from the imitation and shall be glad to content herself with a SECOND SEC SEC- SECOND SECOND OND even a broken stick upon the tide of life Ufe But Dut she whose motto is Preparedness Preparedness Preparedness Prepared ness shall be clear of eye to see the Right Man when he cometh and strong of hand to ROPE him Thus it Is written In the Book of Flirts Selah |