Show F Facts acts Not Worth Knowing By ARTHUR BAER Copyright 1916 by the Press Publishing Publishing Publishing Pub Pub- lishing Co The New York Evening World A flatbush architect has invented a anew anew anew new collar that cant can't be upset By draining off the water of Lake the management of ot Goof ls house has enabled its guests to remain perfectly dry while swimming A new collapsible shoe lace has just been placed on the market which is isso isso so scientifically constructed that the wearers wearer's arms are free to run an automobile automobile automobile auto auto- mobile 1 if he owns one It is poor form torm to count the huckleberries huckleberries huckleberries huckle huckle- berries your host gives you for dessert In order to get the best results from froma a pair of shoes the wearer should be directly north of them A correspondence school guarantees to teach its students to play the graph- graph in lessons Eskimo houses are hermetically 1 sealed and when an Eskimo wants ventilation he opens a can of sardines or a book tribe of ot Indians are extremely superstitious and wo wouldn't ld think of going canoeing without without without with with- out a canoe Wearing false whiskers wont won't disguise disguise dis dig guise you any In a telephone conversa conversa- tion The system of ot identifying I criminals by their teeth marks in plates of soup would bring fine results If Jt tho the teeth marks would only stay in the soup No householders have been fined by the police in August for tor failing to cover their icy sidewalks with ashes or sawdust By Dy a a. decision of ot the supreme court of rg a t toothbrush is baggage Tho The wearer of ot a toupee should al always always always al- al ways put cm em on head first The best results are arc obtained when the wearer stays directly south of his toupee A Awell Awell Awell well made toupee should leave leavo the wearers wearer's arms free to eat either hash or caviar if it he has the price Putting up signs signs prohibiting prohibiting mice and rats might do some Bomo good if they could read |