Show Column 0 01 Strays The fI Iter Is le J Hun this tb the gas fun Cradlebaugh MacPherson Editor Stray Column How far Is it to San Francisco by way of Los Angeles Angeles An An- Angeles geles HORTENSE SE Dear Hortense It depends on on where you start from Is your family well EDS a a a TUNE OF THE HAMMER Charlie is riding his charger bold Out where the populaces populace's votes are polled And he whacks at this and he whacks at that But most of his whacking Is through his hat rap a rap rap rapi Look barn where the light rung nine hit v Wilson says he Is to blame for font it He has caused the weather that hurt the crops I Ill I'll batcha that none of the popcorn pops wrap rap rap rap I Nothing Is done as It It should h ld bedone be bedone done Bad Is business that made ade the theAnd theAnd themon mon O all all our foreign foreign for for- And th the war ar l has as made eign trade But nothing will linger when peace Is made I Gidda rap a a rap rap rap I Cinders are hot and the seas are salt Every bit of Its It's Wilson's Wilsons fault And the way he he rules us uses Is made for mules His foreign ambassadors all are fool I rap a rap a-rap rap rap Listen Listen no now Charlie and hold your chin chiri This sort stuff lets you out not In I. I The tune tune- of the h hammer Is filled with pain And we dont don't like the clamor of this this' refrain Gid Gid rap a a rap rap I rap C. C HORTICULTURAL HORTICULTURAL- I NOTE Too cr Dry for Thistles The Thistle club club- club lielda h held lda a largely attended attended at at- tended meeting last evening in the Knights of ot Columbus hall and be fore adjournment concluded to disband dis dis- I band Boise Boise Idaho Statesman a a a aStray Stray Column Editor What is the shortest way to Provo FIFI I Dear Fir Fill via Yia Farmington EDS Movie m mysteries st ri s Virginia I creeper beards a a a aA I A TERRIBLE E EXPERIENCE EXPERIENCE Aunt Mary Iary Marshall had three dozen eggs spoil on her last week Leesville Leesville Colo Light ight a f aStray a I Stray Column Eds You Tou said in yesterdays yesterday's paper that my young oung man was hydrocephalus What do ou you mean mean GE GENEVIEVE Dear Genevieve Gene That his brain needs a bathing suit Lovely weather isn't it ED EDS I Things That Aint i i Possible Possible Taking mone money from from Harry Lauder I I Campaign c cigars cigars Breath Breath reath killers I HELP HELP Th The was vas stalled in ina ina ina a mud hole hote While White he was was making a avain vain attempt to get out a small boy appeared appeared appeared ap ap- ap- ap with a team of horses l I Want me to haul you out mister the kid asked I How much do you want Three dollars After the work worl had been done and the money paid the motorist asked Do you pull out many cars car cart here About twelve a day on the average replied the boy Do you work nights ts too inquired the tourist Yes I 1 haul water for the mud hole hote |