Show 1 Reflections of a Bachelor Girl By Helen Rowland land OF A FLIRT The men Ive I've loved and flirted with anon Have lIne lingered but Lut a n little and nd and gone And yet within In my heart an ian altar flames A cory cozy corner walls waits for foz eyer every one Alike fo fo- those who went with tears or sighs And t those who wild Slid Goodbye with I smiling ec eyes eyer I hold no vain aln regrets but fervent thanks thank For Jor all they taught me blessings me-blessings blessings In disguise dis dla- guise gulle Bashful men men som sometimes make tho the most fascinating sort of lovers because they leave BO so much to a girls girl's lion tion In the school chool of oC experience men never ne crib from each other t each seems to have havo a fatal tatal passion for Cor finding out all nil the answers to Fates tes problems himself I Dont Don't fancy a man regards you ou norl- norl son a as aa long as he ho l Is proud to have havO other men mn look at nt you rou wait walt until ho Ie begins to wonder why the tho they do It it Th bt latest gIrl Is I always n a sort nort of nf dumm dummy on which a fl man drapes drapos his lila illusions flu flu- pins his faith ralth and fastens n a halo lialo In tho the thoIn vain In hope that he will love her forever cr for what she h Isn't When hen n a woman oman declares that last she abc has 1115 at last laet met mt an honest hOliest man she means that Sh she Bho has hams met one ono who has kept right 01 lying to her con consistently Insistently and amI persistently Nothing shocks and hurts a man like liken a n girl Irl girls girl's v A apparently cheerful to break off ocr a flirtation he was trying to say y KOO goodbye without hurting hurt her C feelings feeling Somehow a girl can never glance at atan atan atan an attractive nan man ln without wondering how ho hohe he would look in a R frock coat with n ft gardenia ardenIa in hi Jill III buttonhole standing under a n marguerite wedding bell lIell When hen the Turk wearies of or a woman he puts her Into a 11 ba hag bap and nani drops her Into the time the civilized man wearies of or a woman he ho puts her In inthe tho the wrong and just drops her hen off oft his calling colling list T Taming a n mn man Is like o taming tl a n wild animal first t you ou have hwe to feed hIm Into amiable amiable- docility then dope him him with flattery and nd cajolery Into a state of ot coma and then bold the tho whip behind your back while you OU ou put him through his paces 1 By the time lie marries a n. bach bachelors bachelor's ors or's h heart rt has been bee pressed d cleaned mind and mended vi BJ so often orten tWit that It will l barely hold to together ether through the tho honeymoon Tho The average man ROCS goes through life lito with one ono hand stretched out to catch the w woman n ml who Is Ie l leading him a n cha chase and the thc other stretched back bad to ward wand 01 off tho the woman who l Is chasing him The Thc moment a man malt Is dead aura nuro that l 11 li-j li liaa haa won a n. girls girl's heart hearL he begins to wonder If Jr he lie is dead sure sura that he wants wanta it There Thera Is no such thing as ns a n new woman every normal girl l Is a primeval being who has to be taken b by the tho back hair clubbed Into o and dragged three times around a mans man's tent before she eho can bo be sure lUre that lint ho loves her When they talk tl of luck n in love a woman thinks proudly of ot the man sh she has hl Just caught while a man thinks think prayerfully of oC tho ho woman he has just just- Just uncaught A man who has never hen been In love nor flown in an aeroplane doesn't know what a poignant shock ol 61 relief relict It Il Is 15 to como come down to earth carth safely again after a dizzy spin among tho ho clouds douda L There Is nothing like liko a little absent b nt treatment to cure a man of or that tI tired d feeling and make him s see e your charms In a ft new and glowing light If It on ens w woman man could afford a man mILn all th the charms charm virtues l and accomplish m meats ments of ot a whole harem ho he would still want another Just Juat because she abs w was I different I |