Show So Wags the World By CLARENCE L. L CULLEN Copyright 1015 1915 by The Press Publish Publish- lishing Co Because a man Is finished it doesn't necessarily follow that hes he's all an through A lot lol has hns been written and will be about the rawness and the upturned upturned- of ot the tho cub who returns to the parental crib Just after quitting coll college go A chivalric sense of or a a. superior kind stays the tho pens of the of or orthis this kind of piffle from expatiating upon tho and the extraordinariness of th the young oung woman oman who re returns returns rf- rf turns home direct from Miss Finishing School Yes weve we've read a a. lot Jot of those yarns written b by tho the fellows who ho claim to toe to built buIll themselves magnificent bungalows bunga bunga- lows bows of ot stone rubble concrete etc elc somewhere out In the country countr at a a. total cost of or Just a few bucks and who then ar offered six thousand manganese rn men Inca n 01 or some such uch trivial matter malter for their made homo hand-built hand shacks I So likewise have havo we read the tha narrative narrative narra narra- tive tI o of 01 Or Doc Doe Cook and anti the tho adventUre adventures tures tUre of ot the Baron Munchausen Sometimes we wonder Just how often orten In a given number of or cases it happens happens hap hap- pens that th the ambitious but sal low aried young feller on a previously arranged by the girl herself and looked forward to to- with trembling nn and trepidation slinks 1 Into tho the library to lI ask aak k tho Old Mans Man's permission to marry his hia daughter Somehow wo we be behove believe be- be lIe hove that if iC such statistics could I b be collected the tho figures would look book like one ono of or those batting avern averages es of at a n. pitcher For verily verily Bill Bm the theOld theOld theOld Old Man Stan wasn't as a n. rule born next Tuesday antI and h he Isn't overlook overlooking It an any white chips and be he knows a t good bood chanco when it rises right out of or the ground and wallops him on the tho wishbone Nearl Nearly every day on Riverside we Ye sc see a n. fat cheeked fat baby being propelled In a n magnificent n white white- lacquered perambulator by hy a bonne bonn with ono of or thom strangely n bonne bonno caps or hats or 01 whatever they the are ure with elaborate apron and all nil that sort of or washy wishy-washy thing while the In toddling fant-toddling sister h IH is led along ii by 11 another o of th the bonne honne specks In the same ame kind of or a 11 mal makeup eup Th The Tue father of or these e children arrived In the United States In a steerage with all ull of ot his hlf pos possessions In a n. red bandanna handkerchief hand hand- kerchief less than a quarter quartel of or a century eon con tury ago Its It's a great little America But wh why after all tho the bonnes boung Its It's the tho fellow who says sas I hate hate- to talk o of myself who never does doc much of or anything else |