Salt Lake Telegram | 1909-08-07 | Page 4 | Can't Get a Quick Shave

CANT CAN'T GET A QUICK SHAVE I re read d a piece In the paper paper the other day ay said the barber as he ne stropped his razor azor that had It that a barber cant can't hurry hurr it If he trios If he is asked to make a quick job of It It that is Is by some customer customer cus- cus tomer omer who wants to catch a train or who's vho's being slicked up to keep an engagement en en- According to that piece In the paper aper a barber does his best to carry out directions he ho believe in the preliminarIes pre- pre that hes he's moving at a great greal rate ate but when he gets down to the rOal real job ob of ot shaving 01 or hair cutting hes he's slower than han an off an-off off ox at midday he lie cant can't econ- econ on time to save himself Now when It comes to shaving that thai may be so but theres there's a reason for it The he average man In a bargers barger's chairs chair's a good deal like the average man In a dentists dentist's dentists dentist's denIst's den- den chair particularly if it youve you've been told old to do something a little out of ot the ordinary lies He's looking for something rasping and unpleasant s to happen Hed He'd uW I throw hiow g two or three conniption n t fits if It you went down ono one side of at his face falc with a swoop and up the other side of his face with other a swoop and across his chin with a n swish swish- Ever been shaved by a left eft handed barber Unless you shut your eyes em-cs and keep em shut a a. left handed scare you out of ot a years year's growth You l keep thinking hes he's going to tout cut ut your throat Barbers dont don't hurry me- me cause people who want em to hurry cant can't stand or sit for It Providence It Providence Tribune