Salt Lake Telegram | 1909-08-07 | Page 4 | Uncle Walt Poetic Philosopher

J t Uncle Walt c The Poetic Philosopher The Idl king kig sat on his jeweled throne throne and he a sigh that was lik groan for his crown v was as hard and ana it bruised his head and his scepter wei weigh h like a pig jg offload the ladies Jarlies smirked as they came tl tp beg be th KING CING AND AND knights knight were ere pulling the tIie royal leg The king Icing exclaimed If KID SID had my wish I would cut this thiS' out and I Id I'd d go and amI fish For Tor wha is pomp to a weary 5 soul ul that yearns an and yearns for the shin hole lole the thrones throne's a bore and the crowd a V a 1 and ana I Id I'd 1 swap the lot for a ban boo oo ro rod and a can of worms norms and a piece of string string but but theres there's no o such Iud for a poor old king And a 8 boy who passed by by- bythe the palace high to fish fo Lo trout rout in the streamlet nigh loo looked ed up in awe at the massive walls and cau caugh h a glimpse of the tho mar marble le halls halts and he said to himself Oh hully bully chee Wish I was i the tho king and the king lung was was was' me To reign all lay day with your crown 0 01 straight is a whole lot better n diggin bait and round when wIlen the fist fisl wo won t t bite an and gettin ettin licked d for your o luck at night mM