Show WILD TEARING OF HAIR THREATENS TO TOBE BE Co COMMON New Income Tax Form for Corporations Has Arrived Its It's a 10 to 1 shot that the man who Is able to break breal into the office of the theau au lI tor or bookkeeper of any concern In the city within the next two or three w weeks or months is some gUY The new forms for corporation Income income In- In come and profits tax returns have arrived arrived ar- ar rived at the local office pf of the collector cohen cohen- tor of Internal revenue and are ready for distribution With each and every everyone everyone one goes sufficient grief strife and worry to put the average t. t b. b m. m in inthe inthe the madhouse after a single hours hour's In- In Wives of auditors and bookkeepers are cautioned to keep leep of good cheer and not call the doctor If friend husband bus hus- band begins to look badly during the next two or three days Children should be e warned to give auditor papas papa's right of way at the home and bill collectors collectors col- col lectors who fain would leave this earth forever are given a tip of where to head In at To heap on the auditor man just now a little additional to what ho he already has Is simply conductIng conducting conduct conduct- Ing a little flirtation with the undertaker undertaker under under- taker man The form is made up of four sheets about 14 by 24 Inches and both sides filled to the last possible Inch with nicely c arranged r little tables I n nd r hl rAg Ii in which figures dealing II with I money are to go The first two or three d dys s after receipt of the return may be spent In reading over the instructions as to of the of the sundry sundry sun sun- dry and divers schedules which run from A to L which probably will be pronounced slightly different and then there Is another series starting starting- at I 1 and going on down the line of the Reman Roman Ro- Ro man numerals The date of making of this tax return return re- re turn will no doubt mark an epoch in inthe inthe the lives of many men and from that day on their entire life will hinge around Well Veil It was just two weeks before or after T made up the corpora tion tax return |