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Show aqou::d r THIS HAS ALL THE EARMARKS OF A DIRTY REMARK. Friend Husband busily engaged en-gaged with delioioua torn on the cob, deftly employing the double-end method and cre-' cre-' ating more than 'the usual amount of noiae ' in the operation. "My word, lore," opens atom and strife after lull in conversation, "do you also plav the cornetl" . s IN THE REALMS 0 LITERATURE. Dave: I am readin' in one of these books the other day,; and what do you think T It tells about a goose which laid a golden egg. Now, Dave, if that ain't a darn lie, my name . is beauty clay. ZEKE. J MAM-ftCMODWEaS." , As she told me goodbye, with a tear In hr y. She twisted hr little French tongue overlonf Te sey Johnny er Jack. I wee taken aback When ehe whispered, "I love you, Mah Jong." WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INJURIES. Announcement that "Alloe In Wonderland" Is te be made Into (rand opera, stirred Jack, (or some curious and unknown reaeon. to bust Into revised nursery rhyme. Here (oee: , Wtt diddle diddle The cat at a fiddle. The elephant swallowed the moon. Juet 'caue of that He cot awful fat And ain't coin' to ct thla very oon. Or thla Dine done bell. Puaay'e cone to th telephone exchange. ex-change. Who killed Cock Rob In T "I." aald the crow, "I talked him to death With my radio." Mother, may I co Into swlmT Why. certainly, my child; y Keep your bathlnc ult beneath r your chin And co where th Wavea art) wild. ' 8adl had a little lam She carried In her mitt. And If yoa think ehe couldnt slam Juat st In the way of It. ... i SADIC THI SIREN. Chapter 1006.- WHAT HAS OONBI BEFORR: Sadie and her sane of dumbbell heve been captured by some wild cannibals. In command of Rudolph Haeaenpfeffer, who deaplt hie fallen arch Is' nevertheless an sreh-vlllaln. Blr Fat. one of Sadie's eultors. Is good looklns. all right, but he'a afraid ho wouldn't look o cood In th oup. WELU OO ON WITH TUB STORY.) "This la vary otnnoytnc. puttered put-tered Sadie, bluehlnc furlouely. "Hpw much will yqu Uk to let u cot" Rudy srlnned. He did this by turnlnc up the corners of his mouth and wrlnkllnc his sysltds. "Tou must marry me," he spoke. By this he meant that Sadie must become his' wife. "Oh, set down to earth." shouted Sadie In a aweet voice, as ehe pushed him on hi ear. As Sadie did this all th cannibal can-nibal c"w,d and commenced to sharpen their spears. They looked hungrily at Lucius, th graduate chimney weep. He wa a thin guy with square ehoulder. Th first aa.Ut.nt to th trenernl manager of th tribe pointed a meaning finger at Luclua. "Thla cuy will mtlti a aquar meal, he aald. This cannibal had been drinking him bug - Julc. but though he waa a bit tipsy you could ae that he w.a on th level. Rudolph rose angrily and ducted hi trousers. He wa a ringer In this gene so Sadie crabbed him and wrung his hand. (Mors to- morrow.) |