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Show VAROIJT'D . That Reel O. K. " p I love to go to a movie show ' 1 And slumber there in peace. 2 care not for the handsome beaux Or the villain's pretty nleoe. ' 1 When shooting punctuates the screen And storms do rags fend roar, Deep slumber numbs my wor- . ried bean Complacently I more; When moviegoers want to know 0 Just what the show's about, I tell 'em they had better go V 'Cause it's a reel knockout. A Carbon County Wheexe Numb Say,' gasoline is going go-ing down in price. Dumb Ain't that too bad. ' I don't live in Price, i ' THE NATIONAL PASTIME. "If I wr Juit a -man t wouldn't it thera lika thay do and lat tha umplra rob them. If-they'd only pull together and how a littla getup and cooperation they'd Just go right out and tall "ths.t umplra that thay wouldn't atand for any monkey buamaaa IMta that. Thay'ra Juat lika man, tho Salt Laka playarai thay juat ait around and don't say anything." That'a substantially what a fair fan aaid after yeeterday'a exhibition exhibi-tion at Bonneville aperk. Parhapa Duffy Lewie had better investigate thia theory. It aaama that thera ia deep laid plot among tha umpireo to rob Salt Laka. All tha fana know about it apparently, and it la a puKla why ouoh an aetuta leader a Duffy doesn't realise it and Uka e e e That remintla us that yesterday's yester-day's Rarne was something in the nature of a reunion. At any rate for Shcehan, Rohwer, ft si. it was a preat home-groining home-groining celebration! e e a ' In view of the long standing euRtom of ragging the umps, there is a movement on foot to. change the designation of the game from the national pastime to the national rag- V time. X a a a V GREAT CEAL, GET tTf A GREAT DEAL. HA, MA, HA, HA! Mr. Klo! "Well, I had tha ace. king and quean of hoarta) tha aoa, king and jack of clubs) th acs. king, oueen and jack ef diamonds, and ths ace. jack and tan of apadas. Oh, my, I iust csn't tell you what a good and it wasl" V It was fortunat for th column that ' tho ataff wis-raokr wis-raokr wa present to sen. this marvaUtus opportunity. rVoprly coached in hia trade - that of furniehing paragraph for Around Town he responded re-sponded with th perfect replyl -Well, you aaid a great dal." 'SADIETHE SIREN. Chapter Blah. (WHAT HAS OONK BKFOREt A hunch of worda, denr readers, a bunch of words. Our Idea of a good job Is being blacksmith for . horseflies that la. shooing them Tny. ain't that atrfuL .Well, anyway, any-way, Barlle and the pans have been placed In captivity by a bunch of roughneck onnnlhala. NOW TRY IT ONCE MORE.) . . The bora cannibal east a hungry eye over the menu for the following follow-ing day. -4tt "Shall we hare chicken for to-" morrow?" He asked himself, hut J himself did not answer. He smacked hia tips as he looked at Pa die. He put Sir Fat down aa n entree, but waa undecided whether to list Lucius, the chimney chim-ney sweep, as deeeert or appetiser. "But yoa don't give me no ap-jteUte.Vhe ap-jteUte.Vhe a-nrgled aa he turned to Bherfrf Harry. Just then they cam -aero a fox which aet off at a rapid foa-trot foa-trot as the Jungle band playefk Way Up North In Logan." "Come, men, w will tl thera to the stake." roared Rudy, i "Too don't-need to tl me to no e'rak." announced Raatns. Sadle'a African rulde. Tm hungry" "You ssld It." . aaid Kadle -k-rtoualv. That wss all that Sadi ssld.but you could ae. that an "Rudolph growled. Badl could not stand It any longer, ao sh look a bag of mucilage ut of her vanity case and pasted him In ths eyes. As she batted th villain tha Jungle king grabbed her and tied h r with rope, when all of a "ndfTHia PICTURE WtT.1, rtK SHOWN IN THIS THEATRE ' NEXT WEEK). ' |