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Show ' tggherejft ATT A aOYI What ara tha wild wave aaylnt Aa thay dub aaalnat tha boachT They aar aroat la ba plajlnj Around a corn (ad poach. "Ah! Tha laat lap:1 alfhod tha arflea kltton aa aha fjntahod bar aaucar of milk. Corroet Ihla aonlanea: Tha man topped out on tha atroat la a now Palm Beach eult and did not ftal at all conaplcnaua." A law that la abaarvod doesn't have to ba enforced. . WANTEO rlTo-HOriat. A flcottlah farmer waa noted for a hla atrenath and aklll. 'A youna 1 poor, a aroat pu(lllatle amateur, had eome from 'London to fight the athletlo Scot. Tha latter waa worklna In an Inrlneure a llttla diatance from tha houaa when the amateur arrived. Hla lordahla tied hla horee to tree and ad-droaaed ad-droaaed tha farmer thua: "Krlend, I have heard a araat deal about you and I have come a -d tone way tn aeo whtctt of TJf ta tba better wreotler." The Scotchman, without anawer-Ina. anawer-Ina. aelmed the youna man by tha middle of hla body, pitched him over the fence and returned to hla work. When hla lordehlp reaov-ered reaov-ered hla breath ho atood ellent. -Well." eald the farmer, "have you anything mora to lay to me? "No." waa tha reply. "But per-hapa per-hapa you'll ba aa anod aa to throw me my horee!" Edinburgh 8 cole-man. cole-man. We know eome men whs have Juat about aa much right to their pay checka aa they have to rob a bank. "I'm taking dinner out." aald a Salt Iake waiter, aa he cleared tha tablet. POPULAR. ' Of en urea the motorcar la popular popu-lar In your llttla city, tha eame aa eleewheref "Tou betcha!" ana wared the gent from Jlmpaon Junction. "About 40 per cent of our men folka own fllv-vere fllv-vere now. Twenty per cent more ara trying to awap for 'em or get am on credit. One per rent le an Idiot and don't know what thee ara for. and moot of the reot are auspected of plotting to ateal 'em." Bridegroom to Bait Lake mlnla. teri: "How much do I owe you ' Minister: "Tou can better eatl- mate the value of tha eervire rendered." ren-dered." Bridegroom: "Suppoee wa poat-pone poat-pone aettlement say for a year. By that time" ' Minister: "No. no; make It II now." |