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Show AROUND Brigham folks are going to celebrate Peach day at Lagoon I Wednesday. Watermelons arej to be free, cantaloupes will be' free, and even the peaches will have freestones. - I ray cho log-leal puzzle: Wonder, how a. California yellow periliet j mho la nevertheless a staunch Red j Cross adherent reconciles hit hatred and his donation (or Japanese relief? re-lief? v ' e e . Speaking of charity, we are forced to admire these in- fallible medicines which "always "al-ways give relief.' REMARKABLE. R ALLY. Honkus tg-lfl. world's champion cham-pion hair-bobbor. informs us that tho most wonderful waiter In tho world la a particular L 1 1 friend of his. This gifted sent, ho says, can shut his eyes and tell just what oaoh customer la ' inhaling. Tho roar of soup and the gurgle of boons are to him as the ticking of the telegraph tele-graph instrument to the experienced experi-enced keyman. Recently, how-over, how-over, ho haa had some difficulty . in detecting tapioca pudding. The Prize Nitwit for today is: Lotta Prunella. Someone asked Lotta if - she saw the eclipse yesterday, and she said she hadn't because she didn't know at which theatre it was playing. . a 49.12 TO MURRAY. - Not until thia cut rat. buelness extend, to th. railroads will we permit ouraelve. to believe th. era of peace and plentyl. at hand. We didn't hav. anything axainat IjOoI. Firpo until w. began to read hla Me. I, 1.411a Anael Firpo screeches. And wa could have ' stood that and amlled, but when ha basins to tell animal stories w. throw up th. aponge. Com. on. Jack; do your atuff. a SADIE THE SIREN. (Chaptor Goffla.) ( WHAT HAS GONE BUFORE: Well, air, you'd ' b. .urprlMd. A number of things have happened In this story that ar almoet unbeliev-able. unbeliev-able. Well, It waa like thia: King Blah-Blah, th. king of th. reform ' branch of cannibals, had sentenced Sadie and bar little gang of big aam. hunters to the soup promptly at IS o'clock, Irish, time, but LaioIus, th. chimney sweep ' proved that It could not bo IS t'clock becaus. IS o'clock had nappen.d th. day before. be-fore. Well, try It now.) Th. wind blew through the tree, whistling sour song pf love. But t Madl. waa as doleful as a diamond setter without any diamonds to set. Tha king, suspenders were weak, o she gav. hint a belt In tb. mid-.ertlon. mid-.ertlon. ... Th. war wa. on again! "Hound tha trumpets!" snickered th. king in a terrible trill. "Trumpets, "Trum-pets, trumpets, trumpets!" "Pahdon me. king.' said Jaubo. hla light bftnd man, who waa left handed, "but what'a trumps?" Than thsy started to shoot. Sadie', Sa-die', llttl. group mad. It. laat stand, and 'despite th. fact that they war. in th. middl. of dry land they were at bay. A bullet whistled through th. air. and although Iiclua wa. terribly excited,- when th. .hot waa fired he felt bored. "Or-r-r-r-r!" There waa a ter-rifio ter-rifio rushing through the Jungle. "Onward for Ousala, glorious (ius-sie!" (ius-sie!" wa. th. cry. "Scat!" sang Quasi. In a' high tremolo, aa aha dashed onto the scene. Tha cannibal, started to . scatter. IMore tomorrow.) |