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Show 1 OfereY Inhere Jj THI CANDID DOCTOR. rhjrklciina and lawysra ara sometimes some-times charged with protracting profitable "caaee" through month and pkrhapa years, that could hava bMi disposed of la a few daya or Ona medical man, who had no temptation to that kind of practlko. waa frank anouch to taka advan-tags advan-tags of tba Impeachment and put the blama whro It belonged. A woman waa vary eolleltoua about bar haalth. ery trifle made her uneaar. knd tha doctor waa called Immediately. Now tba doctor bad a large practise. prac-tise. It waa very disagreeable to him to be ao often called away from bla other Caere for nothing, and ha reaolved to taka aa opportunity of. letting tha woman aea this. One day tha woman obkenred a red epot on her hand and at one aant for the doctor. He came, looked at her band and aald: "Tou did well to aaad for me early." Tha patient looked alarmed and aaked: "la it dangerous, then?" "Certainly not." replied tha doe-tor. doe-tor. "Tomorrow tha apot would here Blkippesred and t should hava met my fee for tbla visit." Phlla- delphla Ledger. Becauaa Oeear And bla flivver Were In a hurry To keep an appointment The appointment Haa been delayed Thirty daya. "Ah. weU," alghed tha phlloeophio Jit owner. ,"He who ateala my ear ateala traah." THK D08 THAT WOULDN'T COME BACK. Ha had marrikd a fluffy young thing and aa time went on grew to detoat her homely little pet pood:e dog that knapped and enarl.d whenever ha came near; Ona day Fldo myetertouely dlkappeared and he promptly and generoualy offered 1100 for lte recovery. "But I thought," aald a frlenj, "you hated that dog Ilka polaon?" "So I did." ha replied; "1 ould not bear it." "Then why on earth do you offer auch a big reward for Ita return?" "I like to pleaaa my wife." "Well, that may be, but Hot la aura to bring tha dog back." ' "I think not," ha anewered, "un-leaa "un-leaa aoma ona aaw ma bury It In the garden." From Kverybody'e Magaxlno for September. CU"IDITY. Ha had eared a faw bucks from hi toU. Ha rot a proanactua on oil. , He would get rteh quick, H He bought a (old brick. Aad now he'a back tlUlng tha toll. THE SHEEP AND THE 00ATS. Tha Re. Atnoe J oh neon of the colored Baptlat church had preached preach-ed a powerful aermon. elating peal -lively that there would be ao white people In heaven. The Rev. Jeaaa Wlae of the Firet A Baptlat church (white) had heard of It through hie gardener, and meeting tha colored preacher, he aaked: "Brother Johnaon, you don't really believe that, do you 7" "I doea, aah!" "But I ahould Ilka ta havo your proof. Brother Johnaon. Where did you get your authority for auch a atatement?" "Bruthuh Wlae. t geta mah proof from de Bible, fof In do twenty-fifth chapter ob St. Matthew an' de thirty-third veraa It aaya da Lord will -aet do aheep on Hla light hand, an' de goata He eenda away to evehlaat-In' evehlaat-In' puntehment." "Tea, but the aheap." aald tha paa-tor paa-tor of tha white flock, "how do you make out that tha colored people axe the only aheep "Well, aah, I ax you. who's got de wool T" Judge. |