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Show HAD OTHER DUTIES. Speaking of things theatrical, the other evening. Senator John D. Works of Call- ' fortils told an anecdote relative to Uh"ie Josh and Atuit Maria In a metropolitan playhouse. The scriculturlst and his good help- ' meet hsd been spending the dsy In town, the senator said, and during the efternoon they hsd drifted Into a nint-Inee nint-Inee Everything went along awltnmlng-ly awltnmlng-ly until the end o( the flrat act. hen Uncle Josh arose "Come slong. Maris." he remarked In 1 quite an audible tone. "I think we haJ , better be going, don't vou?" "Land sakes. no, Joshua V answered ! Aunt Maria. "The show ain't h4lf over yet." "I know thai." replied Uncle .tosh "but It says on their program thet three days ' elspse between ther first an' second seta ! an' darn my hide If I want ter hsng , around here thet long when ther'a corn i ter plant at home "Exchange. |