| Show I MA AN WA wis A L D When nature gave us t two o hands hond she sheave gave ave us nil that was wanted at the time but WA ha hav moved moed on and na nature tune ture hu has remained stationary We have havethe havethe the to take us downtown AAA A AAA A I W carl with us a hat whIch blows off when whon there ther Is a slight breeze and andIs ruined Is by a shower ot of ruin rain nn an urn brella to the tho hint hat and n a entail black bal bag containIng papers On our wn Way back we have lIao In addItion In another or er bo ba n a of fish flah whIch wo we have hao purchased In the tho market and are ar taking home to our residence Laden with W we attempt to board boardl l a OM car III motion At first sight It would appear that one hand Is to catch on to the tho rail another to sture the hat another hand hond to hold time tile black hag baS another to hold time tho fish bag But lut this Is not so In practice One hand can sa satIsfactorIly account for tor a black bo bag an umbrella antI and a kot The trouble begins when wu we tr to hold on nn the hat with the same sanie hand l with which we are grip gripping ping pin on to 10 the tho rail And In the case of time the man title this happens every till day As at present constructed w we lose our hat or balance or both Time The third hand would make all secure Go 00 at and enter any Ot of the popular restaurants and you 01 be faced nt at with the great Crent luncheon Is a counter and n a number or of inca JOen seated at It on high stools The counter Itself Is there are aro arom m many ny waiting for their chance nt at It amid wasting valuable time Now tImers there Is room roam and to but not ilot against t the counter Time The third hand blots out Olt all the tho of the tho rush luncheon at once rho rhe third or middle hand spread out flat fiat would hold the plate on which was th i cut cul rein the JoInt The right hand would hold limo tho knife anti the left Jert the fork as no now The counter could bo be removed entire entirely h thus giving moro more Sll spice cl Every man would be his own counter When hen the race first I started with the tho original couple there plenty ot of room roo In and two hands sufficed but In the crowded condition of f the metropolitan luncheon the third J to hold the plate hall hia become a necessity Having the rush we e must inevitably acquire time the third hand 1 from the tho business to the social function Let us suppose that It Is a reception after a wedding The wed wedding wedding ding presents are nrc ranged round the tho room There is II an enormous crowd of dressed I there are arc two detectives carefully disguised to look exactly like detectives there are re In the middle or of the room Is a young oung mAn n a coffee Ice In each hand way to t twO is In dies in time corner comer Thor Ther Is a crowd round hIm and no available place on which ho he cnn can nut Dut down either or of the lees Icu and nt at the moment It becomes an imperative necessity that he shall sneeze ThInk what I a third hand wo would ld mean to him nt at that Barry Pain In the January |
