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Show City Guide Offered for Idle Fansi fly HENRY Mrl.r.MORR I nlted HrM Hporte f.dllor NEW YORK, Oct. -Today'e essay ia nothing mora than ready guide In Ntw York City. 1 prepared It laat night when I happened to think of tht thou-itndi thou-itndi of out of town world series fans who will be In New York Sunday with nothing to do There Radio City: Whtrt you may see tht only itara the Gianla didn't see. Statue of Liberty: OeT there between tht houra of 1:30 and 4.30 in tht afternoon and you can watrh tht Lady (Ivt tht fascist alutt to thou ittrllng Yanktt Italian OiMaggio, Lauen and Croaettl. I Broadway: Whtrt tht traffic la almoat aa htavy aa It la on tht but patha whtn tht Yanka art at bat. Public library: Whtrt Bill Ttrry may b wn each tvtnmg. poring over Dalt Carnt gle't "How to Makt Frlendt and Influenct I People" I Tht Battery; Something Ttrry i haa needed thrtt daya hand running. run-ning. I St. Patrick' cathedral: Whtrt aornt day Terry will have to con-I con-I feia that ht uaed Chioua In center cen-ter Holland tunntl: A aecret. underground un-derground paaaagt which tht Gl-anta Gl-anta will utt to cacapt the. persons who bet on thtm. won't be any gamt. you know, because tht sense la best four out of seven, and If tht Yanka don't get the one gamt they need today to-day every hen in America will complain of toothache. Crania tomb: A bad day to visit hert, because tht old general gen-eral haa beta drafted for bullpen service by the Gianta. Ht will follow Gumbert. Coffman. Smith, Brtnnan and Melton. Tht general gen-eral will be tht man In tht blut uniform. . Aquarium: Horn of lucky fish who didn't makt tht Giants You will miss tht octipi. however aa Hill Terry rtnttd thtm and. afttr fitting tach and avtry tentacle with a glove, sent them Into tht Giant outfield, under tht namt of Andy Cohen. But yog will 1x able to set tht anall that ran for (ua Mancuso In tht second gam, and tht only "fin" that tht scalpers scalp-ers didn't get for a II 10 ticket-Greenwich ticket-Greenwich Vlllagt: Whtrt man havt hair aa long aa Giant rooters facta. Whert. In garrets, you can it: !!it only Ntw York cobwtba not on Giant bata. Triboro brldgt: Tht quickest way to get out of town and forget for-get tht atrlta. If you can resist the temptation to Jump off at tht 0-font point. Tht man poised on tht rail, without benefit of water wtnga or parachutt, probably proba-bly will be Ttrry. |