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Show SMOKES FLAVORED WITH JVIONEY BAD Ten-Shilling Notes Are Not Popular With Yankees. By Associated Press. LONDON, Dec. IS. Return to America for the American soldiers who have camped In England for half a year without ever seeing the French front mesne a return to a land where paper money looks like their idea of monev. One disconsolate private was accosted at Kagle Hut, London, the big Y. M. I A. center. "What's the matter, son? asked a lied Trtangls secretary. "f was just thinking I'd like mim of those pancakes, sir," the private answered mournfully. "And you're broke, heh 7" the Red Triangle man giiesed from long experience. ex-perience. "Yes, sir" "Ren a long time since payday V "No. sir; we were paid last Saturday' Satur-day' "Lost your money?" "Well. yru nusht call It that." "Stolen?' -n ttr Tn , 'r, there w.t soma of us walking home lsst night and I pulled out my cigarettes and passed them around. I thought thev tasted a bit funny at the time. And then thia morning I discovered that I'd burned up alt my money. It was those blame little 10-shiiling notea roa'le out of tissue paper ' -y-y-yl-rw |