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Show HERE'S WHERE THE LAUGH COMES INCHEER UP ! I FEARFUL. Puck. When I saw the baby eating as If he enjoyed tt, my blood frose. "Merciful heaven! Have you forgotten to sterilise the milkf" I cried. I shall never forget the look ot terror snd despair that cams Into my wife's eyes. ALWAYS naURE IK TRADE, WBMBBBBBSSBSBaB Philadelphia Ledger. "Of course, the goods I make are usually usu-ally taken out in trade," said the facetious manufacturer. "Indeed What do you maker "Pocketbooks." PSYCHE. Puck. But why did the Greeks figure mind aa a woman? ' . ... "Well, you know, the fairer the mind, the longer it Is in being made up' ( A DIFFERENCE. ' Judge, The Painter But-even If the present generation does not appreciate us we may still hope to leave footprints in the sands of time. The Actor There is Utt's such hope for an actor. The Painter Well, that's true. The . sands of time haven't any railroad ties. THE TROUBLE, ' Washington Evening Star. "How often do we find that- great In-. In-. ventors are allowed to go unrewarded and unrecognised !" . "Tea," answered Senator Sorghum, "the trouble about inventors is that they In-sissjSon In-sissjSon inventing machinery instead of ways to make money." HARDSHIP AVOIDED. mt Puck. She Did the doctor put you oh a diet? He Yes, but I fooled him; I didn't let ' Tolm know the things I am fond of. A BELLIGERENCE PROVOCATIVE. Judge. " Bill Pendleton (postmaster) HI Hubbard Hub-bard overtook the farm hand who sloped, off with his wife and bea' mare. They ergered fust, then bed a reg'lar rough an' tumble fight Hod . Creese Because the farm hand wanted ter keep the wife? Bill Pendleton Naw; because he wanted to keen the mar ao' push ths wile back ; onter ill agin. . - |