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Show 'f-?- . AN ABSOLUTE NECESSARY So Thinks at Least .One .Traveling ' - - - Man, ' I would as soon think of starting out without my mileage books and grip as to start out on a trip-without a" box of Stuart's Dyspepsia .Tablets In my valise, va-lise, said a 'traveling man -who 'represents 'repre-sents a St. Louis hardware house. Why? Because I have to put up at all kinds of hotels and boarding-houses. I have to eat good, bad and indifferent food at all hours of the day and night, and I don't believe any man's stomach will stand: that sort ot thing without protest, anyway I know mine won't. It has to have something to break the fall, and Stuart Dyspepsia Tablet is the crutch I fall beck on. My friends often "Josh" me about It, tell me I'm an easy mark for patent medicine fakers, that advertised medl-cineo medl-cineo are humbugs, etc., but I notice that they are nearly always complaining complain-ing of their aohe and pain and poor digestion, while I can stand most any old kind of fare and feel good and ready for-my work when It needs-me, and I believe 1 owe my good digestion and sound health to the dally, regular use of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, year fn and ,year out, and all the ''Joshing" In the world will never convince me to the contrary. I used to have heartburn about three times a day and a headache about three or four times a week, and after standing stand-ing for this for four or five years I began be-gan to look -around, for a crutch and , found It when my doctor told me the bett Investment I could make would be a fifty-cent box of Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, and I have Invested about fifty cents a month for them ever since, and when I stop to think that that is what I spend every day for cigars, I feel like, shaking hands with myself, for I can keep my stomach and digestion in first-class first-class order for fifty cents a month. I don't care for any better life insurance. . My druggist tells me' they are the most popular of all stomach medicines, and- that ' they ' have : maintained ' their popularity and success because they do as advertised. - They bring results, and results are what count in patent medicine medi-cine as much as in selling barbwire. |