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Show f . ' ; T pi K "i. ;0m y-' WHAT TtLE-? EAT. ' Tommy Say, pa, what la "food ttf the gods"? Pa For the gallery gods It's peanuts and apples. . HE WEEDED SAND. - Carrye Charley haa been coming to see me for three yesrs and haa never proposed. pro-posed. What do you think would be pro,p'r.tor.m to slve him at Christmas T Her Mother A box of sand. A WPLOKAT. . Smith I'll make a bargain with you. Jones (his next-door neighbor) What is It? Smith If you don't givs your boy a horn at Christmas I won't give my boy a drum. . . n I I iff V She Tell me, Charles, are you marrying marry-ing me for my money? He No, dear; it's : your father's that I've-jot my eye on. . mm- HIi-DoVeu like the abbrJ sting of "Christmas" to "Xrtar" Dix I certainly would like It It usually cosu me aa "L" or a ,,C." I'dle willlne; to abbreviste It to "V-maa," i my wife would stand for H. 1 |