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Show DID HIM AN INJUSTICE. Representative Champ Clark telis this story, which he says was given him by Representative Griggs of Georgia: "The head of a household was late In getting home and the wife upbraided him. " 'Why. dear. It Wt not late," said the partlv tanked-up man. who hud been down to the club. Just as he finished speaking the clock on the mantel chimed out 3. " 'You have toM me a story. John. It is 3 o'clock, and a nice time for a decent married man to be getting home to the bosom of his family. You are a mean man. John.' " 'There you go again, dear. Just like vim to believe- tint old doliar-and-nlnety-eight-cr-nt clock before you will our dear husband.' " |