Show A u h S. S BIG ORPHEUM SHOW OPENS WEDNESDAY EVENING SENSATION OF PACIFIC COAST e i 2 f f 4 y fr bk 4 I M z I i 1 h I i a a etch z i b i I J. J I i i I Ii t 4 i r I Santos and Hayes I Laugh and be fat says sars Buster Santos I Laugh and be thin I says Ys Jacque Hayes There you ou have it direct from a and a 90 who are to be seen at the Orpheum this week In their elaborate revue Buster Santos insists that if it one w w Its ts to be at lt least comfortable in avo pois pots one must laugh and she points to her plump self as an example Why if IC I 1 didn't laugh at m my partner I Id I'd d be as thin as she Is 15 explained Bus Bus- ter Which remark was good for tor a laugh from Jacque Hayes Hares Can you picture me as fat as she Is she said in speaking of ot h her hr r partner Well WeIl I 1 would be if It I 1 didn't laugh at her nonsense ar comedy team heads vaudevilles vaudeville's Miss Santos and Miss Hayes ar are very proud of ot their respective bodily and go much farther t than merely el accepting accept accept- e ing t their I fatness and thinness n They exploit exploit ex ex- it in a most accentuated fashion fashin in their revue and get scores of ot laughs a minute thereby I wouldn't one lose lose one of my pounds in weight for anything in the world worM and Miss Hayes Kayes wouldn't add a pound to her biggest revue It opens at the Orpheum IJ 90 for a fortune said Miss said Miss Santos Beling BeI Be I ling tn iH fat t t has no disadvantages advantages tot for me I love It and the tho audiences audIences' seem beem to like It ft for It makes maltes them laugh 11 n Believe me me Im I'm proud of f my weight continued Miss 1 Santos and the only time it has ever worried me w was s when I 1 lost fitt fifty pounds through illness Ive I've since managed to stay around the marl mark most of ot the time I Im I'm m happy to say as feature of dazzling bill I II My ley fy word to tc t fat ladies who are sensitive I tive tivo Is to accept the fact of their then obesity 1 without mortification or embarrassment an and l laugh laugh laugh even if It you rOU think that lau laughing makes you ou fatter tatter I I And my advice to skinny girls broke in Miss Hayes Is never never waste vasto a moI moment moment mo mo- I ment of ot this merry life In worry over your I and lau laugh laugh laugh-laugh laugh even if it makes you thinner I |