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Show That's Phony Joan Why do you call the stone in my new ring an Irish diamond? Jasper It's a sham rock. Train Talk Jasper What time does the 4 ; o'clock train leave? Trainman At 3:60, sir. Old-Fashioned Banking ! Jasper J have hidden all my savings in my mattress. Joan What's the idea? Jasper I want my money where 1 can fall back on it. Personal Safety Barber-Here comes a man for a shave. Apprentice-Let me practice on him. Barber-All right, but be careful not to cut yourself. Cause and Effect A private was griping about having hav-ing to go through the same drill so often. "Don't forget," reminded the sergeant, "practice makes perfect. per-fect. " r "Not me," replied the G.I. "It just makes me tired." "Tis said blondes are not as as brunettes, but maybe they don't have to be. |