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Show THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON, UTAH TJ TOWN 2JV( Roland Coi ' I "You asked me to mix the baby's formula, didn't you?" 'Mom Adrian. You're going to see a lot of him!' NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS Embroidered Designs for Easy-to-Mak- e Blouse Is Cool sue p-- IE tggSummery Bloust. M V C"00L' summery wing HV TiA blouse that's wonder:'; t ) to make. It will be very at 5095 JUC y in a pastel rayon crepe :( tSteiii8WHB w-it- ace trirn'n icy rt( Kitten Tea Towels. fcoltetornsPtroints' or gayly, wear with p!avS f OOKING for some unusual de-- , , Lv signs for "pick-up- " work these warm days? Here's a charming SMte?dg3 embroidered "romance of two Blouse (Pattern No. 5156 es kittens to be transferred on tea l?ac'"deHsd 2A "nts 10 and the pa en towels. The six-inc- h kittens are to be embroidered in bright colors in sewing circle needle outline and darning stitch. Ideal 709 Mission St., San Frantic gift for the next shower you attend. Enclose 20 cents (or pud No To obtain transfer patterns, color chart for embroidering the Kitten Ro- - Name mance Towels (Pattern No. 50951, send 20 cents In coin, your name, address and Address pattern number. I H19 TYJE TO dietary lndl Uchange of drinking suddencKn by"wa ARE YOU WCAftflf due to Tou glrU and women w milch during BBontiLii you're pals, weak. "Pfyood this may be due to TAj 80 try Lydla E. WL-- one of the best hom build up red blood Plnkham's Tablets are beat blood-lro- n tonics r f RED . ACH M USCLtsI SPIAINS STRAINS BRUISESjJJiLIi J lagfcSLOAN S LINIMEN1 SNAPPY REPLIES Nussbaum Sliced the machine for the down-town while he was waiting express Vour weight and your fortune for one cent, the sign read Nu. what can I lose?" murmured Nussbaum. stepping onto the scale and shoving in his penny. The l ttle card that dropped down read: Vour name is Nussbaum and you weigh 148 pounds. "Movvelnus!" exclaimed Nuss-bau- "It's a heccidentl" He tried again, and again the card read: Your name is Nussbaum and you weigh 141 pounds. A d young Irishman was landing near. "Please!" called Nussbaum. "Please let me treat you to this machine. You wouldn't believe it!" The Irishman got on. His card read: Your name Is O'Flaherty and you weigh 126 pounds. Nussbaum couldn't get over it Once more he stepped onto the scale and inserted a penny. This time his card bore another message. You darn fool, it read, you've Just missed your train. NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller TODAY IS OUR) NJANCV- - UUK W WUlW.'-Wl- TH V 00 YOU VpV dIdx'U COMMITTEE FORTY GIRLS, ) FELLOWS IV A WnrTtWT ttSLSL HAS DEC ML THAT'LL BE V INSIDE J IT ZSt COHCRETtV 1 ' "TH0VJ?-- TO SERVE JKf A LOT OF ) WORK? A jJpP Ky.lxyCD Wi 9 1 SAVING MONEY "What do you do with all those newspaper clippings you're always cutting out?" "Oh, nothing. I just burn them." "Then what's the big Idea?" "Oh, you see they're some bar-gain sale ads I don't want my wife to see." I ' H 1 1 MUTT AND JEFF By Bud Fisher ALL DAV JEFF'S WHOW LET ME SEE rKE BACKDOOR VwrtAT K I'M MAKING MYSELFV tooRROW l'w GOmkW"'' BEEN IN MIS ROOM? I --rur-cc ARE TWO Ir SWINGS OUT AND CHA ABSOLOTELV SURE OF) FoR? ASK rtER OLD MAN ) JJlT) I WONDER WHAT MES : WinDowTAnd ? VSISSSS!Sf& S TKE LAVUT I CM MARRY HK D01NG IN TMEREVT Itwo DooRS- -r i (JEFF? MVGlRL ENCEESl u.o oAuGNTER' ' ) ASK ME 1A quiz with answers off! ? 'norma,'n n var'i'5su') 1 TtffsJfc (wi.(iw(w(v.w((.(v.(v.p.(v.(v.(.(w(v.(.k.(.(vrwrwi(v.(.(v.(r(k-p-- 5. Four. J 6. The Law of Imperial I 7. Horace Greeley. I 8. It is 360 degrees, II 9. Sturgeon. I 10. Ranchero. I The Questions 1. The sirens of the Queen Mary can be heard 10 miles, yet do not disturb the passengers aboard ship. Why? 2. Lead melts at 620 degrees, and tin at 446. These two are com- - bined to produce solder, which melts at what degree? 3. Of the 55 highest peaks in the United States, 42 are in one state. What state is this? 4. What President of the United States was wounded in the Revo-lutionary war? 5. How many dials has Big Ben, the famous clock of London? 6. Upon what is the right of an accused person to be confronted by his accusers ultimately based? 7. What great newspaper pub-lisher was once a candidate for the presidency of the United States on a major party ticket? 8. What is the number of de-grees around the equator? 9. What fish provides genuine caviar? 10. What name is given to a Mex-ican herdsman? The Answers 1. They are attuned to a lower bass "A," which does not disturb the ear drums. 2. At 356 degrees. 3. Colorado. 4. James Monroe. LITTLE REGGIE By Margarita Vrftwi (rVIISx whatv 1 coulo ni ok but stay I rxr I (NEEpnrPY ) COULD MOVE THE WHERE I CAN J (At X A M fnov,NC fJiSrft I Vi YOU BA LOONS , ( KEEP AN EYE f rmtj Exasperatingly Polite Jenny had been engaged to Jock for many months, and during all that time had felt a strange lack in their relationship. Broad hints to her reluctant swain had availed nothing, so at length she decided to boldly speak her mind. "Weel, Jenny," remarked the genteel lover, on the day before their wedding, "ye must admit I hae never tried to kiss ye, not even aft-er we becoom engaged. Don't ye think, Jenny, that I hae been unco ceevil?" "Unco ceevil," snapped the exas- - perated Jenny. 'Oo, ay, mon senselessly ceevil." JITTER . , By Arthur Pointer Civilization Arrives An Indian named Joe wowed a imall Canadian community with his uncanny way of predicting changes in the weather. On a sunny day, along would slink Joe and say: "Bimeby rain come." One day it was particularly mis- - erable rain, wind, cold. "Joe," in-quired a hunter, "when will all this blow away? Bimeby nice day?" The red man shrugged, "Dunno," he replied, "radio he broke." In Poor Company "So you're the new girl," said the smart aleck to the boarding house waitress. "What shall we call you?" "Pearl, sir." "The pearl of great price, eh'" "No sir-- the Pearl cast before swine." REG'LAR FELLERS By G.e fcn rzZfy kin "X fh' oontt'Slu Xri lco at it v'tT A&ut thatN I 2 I HAVE NO M U yOU TV EAT V THAT WAY I ., SIX O'CLOCK. US S . lECEFj I STUFF IS j EXPENSIVE DISCOVERY offlt'or L sador ,arj the idea of wearing that barrel' Are you a poker player' Sailor-- No. sir. But I ipent a couple of hours with some guys who firs. VIRGIL ByLenKlei. vc Sick and tired of 9r a III r--., Yi I i 7 I Brown was a very light sleeper. One night he was obliged to stop at a small hotel, and after much trouble finally succeeded in get-ting to sleep. Two hours later came a loud knocking on his door. "What's the matter?" he asked, sleepily. "Package downstairs for you, sir, came a boy's voice. "Well, let it stay there! It can wait until morning, I suppose?" The boy shuffled down the corri- dor and aftor , fell ong t.me Brown asleep again. Then came an- other knocking at the door. demandedWhat'S "P nW?" Br0WD "That package-fa- int for you!" Those Scotch Again Reporter-Wh- afs the jokes editor so amused about? Errand boy-- She just got a let-e- r ' from old MacTavish saying that any more Scotch jokes were print- ed in this paper he'd quit borrowing SILENT SAM By Jeff Haves Cheaper That Way Husband - What extravagance! You have two hats to match one dress. 1 Wife--Oh, no, I haven't. rVe oniv one dress to match the two hats I |