Show 16 0 Potash and on on Soap Boxers and fellers 1 t t 1 r 1 1 1 I Ik I I k X r a j BEGUN TO REALIZE yet yot ct what nhat th leall and war vir really truly means 1 r Abe AbC Potash said haid as os he reading an 11 interview v Emba ador Gerard in ill inthe M th the ambassador ex-ambassador said that had 1 not yet begun to real real- 1 9 t tho the war really meant Ji they thoy dont don't on t Morris orris i l agreed but for every everyl L l' l I ll f aint begun to w reali real- real i D wHat M this war really and truly 1 Abet Abc there is a hundred 0 fullers which aint begun t. t e what a number of peo peo- l i is which go goe 5 round that i that people aint sint begun t Jizo what this war really I r if truly means t Abe Abc th the tho same name people is jJ going go go- iiii ing j Jound begging people which 4 jt t as patriotic as they are are I the should brace up and m be he understand and they Ji ar pulling pledges to hold up t hands of the president on other oth oth- er r jl people ople who has bas got similar pJ pledges iI es in their breast pockets a d pretty pretty near beats em to it t mitt understand me an and that's the way it go goe iv Well Vell en if jf time of one out a Run nun they strike somebody w who to tora J ra aljy aly y and l nd truly dont don't realize v what J hc the war means like you i. i 1 t tJ Abe Abc began why then their time aint entirely ly t i teci tec neither 4 I realize just so much as you yon o Q hat 1 this war means Abe Abc Morris orriS retorted Maybe you do Abe admit admit- you ou dont don't talk like you q otherwise you von lt pow that if out of a hun hun- h p ricans only ninety nine themselves to hold hands ands of the president ent t Of y understand an and the balance of one claims that we are in this war var just to save ave our out investments in inI I Fran Franco American o. n bon bonds s an and that I Mr Ir on is every bit as at bad as il the kaiser except that hes he's clean lan i shaved then th I ninety nine fellers rellers wit with h the I II I pledges in their breast pockets should ought to convert ert the balance hal bal ance of or one Because a nation which is i 09 99 per cent cont patriotic pa pa- tl otic i IB liku a fish which is 99 90 fr all alL li-alL all per pOl cent you ou can notice is the 1 i per cent which smells smell bad I HI am sin just so much in favor of of the country being per c cent nt American as you arc are Abe Abc Morris Mor Nor Morris ris na said but what I claim is that tat we should go o about it right If you jou OU mean we argue Rio ar gue goe with them 1 per centers b but t send them right back to that part o of ot the old country countr which they come from or originally Abe continued why I am agree grce able that they should be shipped right awa away I P. P 0 B 13 N N. Y all deliveries deliveries de de- de liveries subject to delay and liability lia ha- being limited to 50 personal personal per per- onal baggage in case ease they should please fail to arrive ar rive nyc in Europe Sure I know Morris agreed but pretty near all an them 1 per centers was born and raised in the United States or in Saint Louis Wisconsin and Cincinnati You take this here I of Chicago f fr r instance and ind nd the chances is that all he knows know about the old country i is what he learned on a couple of visits to Milwaukee J. kee understand so how could I you export a feller like that I dont don't want to e export port him J. All I would like to i isee see is s that the they should put an embargo embargo em em- bargo on him Abe AbC be said c and tand on i his his his' friends friends them peace fellers feUers I too Well Ill I'll tell tell you Morris commented about them peace fellers j you JOU couldn't blame em exactly because you know how it itis itis itis is with some people they aint got no control over their feelings I and if 11 they're scared to death I y aF I Ir r 5 1 T r lr 1 I U. U S 11 You HYou take them Socialist orators which the only use they've got for soap is the boxes the soap comes i f in h I There Is Some of Them Peace Fellers Which Aint Ain t I So Much Scared as They Arc Are Contrary fk i I I By Montague A Glass Class t 4 J Ft t. t H. 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J I w f j AmLa I jf t r jr if i t t d i if J d t- t I S i f. f Al If y u Pr i 1 1 1 ti B 1 1 ff f l st 1 I W t. t f v A n tf fj 6 r IiI I t 1 I r h. h hf i f jjr fr f I. r r. r r j 1 1 I La Follette jumps up and and says Im I'm sorry but agree with you they couldn't help showing it jt which my ray poor grandmother grand mother olav wouldn't t tallow allow me mc to to keep so much nuch as a shooter pea-shooter in the house or on account ac count she says if the goo good l Lord wills it even a broom sti stick k could I give give fire ire And yet ret raw if burglars i would of broke into her ller home ome I bet she would of grabbed the nearest flatiron and went for em with it if J A Abe be said so dont don't insult in in- suIt sult your our grandmother selig b by comparing her with them peace fellers which the they oser care howman how man many burglars is johnn ing the front door just so o long as they could hide under the bed At the s same me time Abe there is is' is some of them peace fellers which aint so much lunch scared as they are contrary understand Morris said Take this here her Lafollette Lafollette La La- follette Abe and that fellers feller's motto is My ry ry country country I I think she she's s 's always wrong but wrong but right or wrong wrong wrong-that's that's my opinion and I stick to it All a United States senator has got t tb tp do is to look like he is preparing to say something something something some some- thing and before he can get out so much as Brother Broth er cr President and Fellow Members of this Organization Org La Lafollette 1 jumps up and sa says s Im i'm sorry but I disagree with you That must make him pretty popular in the senate Abe re marked fo for Ir it no nn name l Morris continued continue There aint a United States f senator benator which wouldn t stand tand willing to dig down do and nd pa pay for a set o of engrossed en grossed resolutions out of his own own pocket just so long as Senator Lafollette would woud resign or some some- omet t thing ing But Senator Lafollette aint one of them peace fellers Maw Maw- russ Ab Abe Abc said Sure I know re re- re- re plied All Ali All he wants is js to run the war according to Cushing's Manual If he had his way we wouldn't be able to to give an order for or so mu much h as twelfth one-twelfth dozen ozen I g guns ns y understand without it I I come up in the form of a motion th that t it is regularly moved and antI seconded that the secretary of or orwar war be and he lIe is hereby authorized authorized authorized author author- to order the same and all those in favor will signify the same by saying paying a aye e stand and even them A Abe be him and Senator Vardaman would call for a show of han hands s under section n 12 subsection Cd d of the bylaws byla- s. s Then I suppose if a few thousand thousand thousand thou thou- sand American soldiers get killed on account they aint got the right kind of guns russ we could lay it to section 12 subsection subsection I tion d of the bylaws Abe Abc sug sug- And you rou could give some orne of them senators credit for an as as- I Abe because you take a senator senator senator sen sen- ator like that Abe and when when he holds up UJ the ammunition supply I with a two-hour two speech stand he oser worries his head how many American soldiers is going to be killed by the Germans I in France six months later just justI I so long as his own name is spelt I right by the newspaper in New York City next morning I It HIt would help a whole lot Abe said if senators II and congressmen was numbered the same Tike ike automobiles yun because who is going to waste his breath arguing arguing- that the I senate should p pass ss a law which its it's a pipe the senate aint going to pass on account that nobody is in favor of it except himself and anda a couple of other senators temporarily tem tern absent on the road making making ma ma- king Fargo Jargo Minneapolis Chicago Chica Chica- go and points cast east as traveling peace under stand when he knows that next morning the only notice the New NewYork NewYork NewYork York newspapers will ivill take of his Geschrei will be Among those who spoke in the senate yesterday yesterday yester yester- day was P 1 I 71 I r- r COMMERCIAL IAL 11 13 5 y I d 97 I I I Well Vell V ell theres there's plenty of people which h thinks when Governor Lauben Lau Lau- en b ben wouldn't let lct them peace fel- fel run off their convention i n erst that it was I I J. Morris I orrs sat said d Sure I know kno r Abe s aid thyre the tho same sane same people which chich thinks thinks that anything what helps us and hinders Germany is un unconstitutional unconstitutional con including the tion lion You take them Socialist orators orators ora ora- tors toys which the only use they've got got for soap i is the boxes the soap comes in yu and to hear them talk you would think th that t the kaiser sunk the Lusitania pursuant to article section 12 2 of the constitution of the he I United States l whereas when President Wilson sends a amess mess message ge to congress asking them when hen they arc are going to get busy on the war taxes and what do dothe the they think this is anyway a anyway a it it is all kinds of violations of article XVI 0 O. K and C. C 0 O. D. D j of the and that the American peoples people is a lot of weak- weak I livered curs to stand for it outside outside outside out out- i side of be being weak livered curs i anyway You mean to say w we allow these hero here feller to get up on soap boxes and sa say such things like that Morris exclaimed Weve got to a allow them Abe replied The constitution protects them What do you mean the mean the constitution constitution constitution con con- protects them Morris I said Here a couple of weeks ago a judge in North Carolina gives out a decision that the constitution on dont don't p protect litie little lit lit- tle ie children 11 ears eais old from being made to work in factories and and now you ou are tr trying ing to tell me that the same constitution does protect these here l loafers 1 What kind of a constitution have we got anyway anyway anyway any any- I I way way I II I dont don't know l but theres there's this much about it anyhow anyhow anyhow any any- how a lawyer could get more money out of f just one board of directors which wants to go ahead and put through the deal if under the constitution of the United States nobody could do em nothing than he lie could out of all the children which gets injured working in all the cotton mills south of Mason and Hamlins Hamlin's line understand me So you see sec the constitution constitution constitution tion not only protects there here soap box orators but it also gives em cm something to talk about because because be be- cause when the they want to knock the United States and boost German Germany Germany Ger Ger- many man manall all they thy need to say is that youve you've got to hand it to the Germans Germans Germans Ger Ger- mans if they kill little children the they're re anyhow foreign children and not German children I suppose a lot of them soap soapbox soapbox soapbox box orators gets paid by the German German Ger Ger- man government for boosting the Germans Germans the way you just done doneit it Abe Morris commented which I see that this here Ridder of New Yorker Staats gives it out that anyone what a ac accuses accuses ac- ac him that he lie is getting paid by ty the Germ German n government for boosting the kaiser in his paper would got to stand tand a suit for liable because he is too patriotic an American sitson to print articles arti arti- des cles des boosting the kaiser except as a matter of friendship and free of charge outside charge outside of what he can make by by syndicating thorn them to other German newspapers German But do them other newspapers get paid by the Ger- Ger I Ger-I I man government for reprinting Mr l Ridders Ridder's articles articles' asked That Mr tj ilou 2 t sa Morris replied Well I Abe continued so so body should ought to J the way th thorn them m German ra j love lovo the kaiser even c if its it's onia oni onh onha a i United Slates States district r l because you ou take it j if the shoe pinched on the other foot fool root and a feller fellor by the name Teffer Jeffer Jefferson son W. W Bidder Ridder was running ng an American newspaper r in m Berlin Berli Germany by the name we uc would say say for example the Berlin Ocr Ger Germany many luany Star Gazette which is hear heart and soul for Germany and at the thi same time prints articles by Amer ican military experts showing ho hov ho Germany couldn't win the va wa war warnot not in a million years and th thi sooner the German soldiers real i c ize it the quicker they wouldn't get get killed for such a hopeless Also nobody nobody no no- body has a greater admiration fo for forthe the kaiser than the Berlin Germany Germany Ger many Star Gazette understand me but that if the kaiser think President Wilson is is a tyrant then all the Sta Star Gazette has got to say is is son some day when the kaiser kaisor is fixin 1 the e ends ds of his moustache in m Iron fro front lof of the glass mit sandle grease o 0 or whatever such uses o otheir o otheir OE their moustaches to make then them themselves theral selves look like kaisers under understand stand that the kaiser should tak another look in the mirror and h he would see there such a cutthroat tyrant which President Wilson never dreamt of being in university to the shipping clerk I even Also this here Berlin Ger Germay may Star Gazette says that Ger Germany Germany Gerl many many is the Land of Bluff and that that that- One moment Morris Morns Per Perl mutter interrupted What ar you trying to tell ell me that me-that that suc suca suen a n newspaper would be allowed t to exist in iii Berlin Germany 7 I I am only giving you a hypo hypocritical hypocritical critical case cas Abe Abc con continued continued tinned where I am trying to e cx ex plain to you ou that if this was Germany Ger mall many it wouldn't 1 bo be for Mr fr Ridder to sue sut anybody for liable All he lie would have to do dowhen dowhen dowhen when they |