Show HELP THE WAITER BUY AN AUTOMOBILE To the Easterner taking his first transcontinental motor tour the Westerner Westerner West West- erner Is an inexhaustible treasure house of keen wit and trenchant speech says a writer in the current issue of American Motorist Firm believer m in the axiom that the straight line is the shortest way between twoS two S given en points the Westerner wastes neither time nor words when he goes out to let you know who you are and aPA where iere you are are- areAn An example of all this was a sign in a Kansas City restaurant The sign read We pay the waiter a living wage If U you w want nt to buy him an automobile automobile automo automo- bile go to it Our party helped the waiter to buy his automobile because he was a good Mout and seemed as thou though h he would appreciate any financial en encouragement encouragement encouragement en- en toward motoring that 0 anyone gave him |