Show Calamity to H Harve rv Harve Hines our barber and tonsorial tonsorial rial artist had a awful t to o happen to him one day last wk while he was honing his razor on his hii honing stone in in the shop while he was to Seth Dewberry our lion hearted town torn who ho had into th the shop for a chat and to git warm by ay Harves Harve's stove While Harve Har was honing away at his razor with his back to Seth the latter who had fell asleep by the stove fell feU offen his chair with a J. J thud Harve to sich Bich a degree that the razor razor on the stone and he cut a n abig big bi nick in same This made Harve Hane so mad that he be ordered ordered ordered or or- dered Seth oaten the shop Seth went out into the middle of the road and dared Harve to come out and and strike him lim and git git a rested for as- as I salting a officer S Seth th hung around outside the shop so long th that t Harve who was afraid to out missed his lis dinner Being is as as this raz razor r was d the only one Harve arve had after Seth went off he closed dosed up the shop in disgust and it will vill remain dos closed d until Harve Hane can make a dicker somewhere for another razor razor having enny old I hand razors to dispose of see Jarve Harve and perhaps he will buy one offer ofen offen of- of fen fer en you jou OU if the price is right |