Show 22 EY 7 WALTER ri D BRATZ b That famous battery Torn Tom Tom and Jerry is is now warming up Speaking of ot II snuff what ha has become become be hc come of the Battling Battig Dane Danof Isn't Jent it about lime for someone to 10 put another Union Jea league ue team teRm into Lewistown I f r Suggestion to university correspondents correspond correspond- Why not a lear tory etory once in a n while Hot not Air Kills Laborer says a n headline Tom roin S 'S Scanlon anlon must have hr I been in the vicinity Thores Theres something in a i name after all Salt SaIt Lal Lake c City hn has a wrestler named Yokel s says ays a n Milwaukee Milwaukee- ex ex- C change chango ban go Someone is js using the thc n noodle needle dlo again and the result is jf s the tho announcement that c Home Run flun Baker alier is is going to quit uit the game I Strange a to t ay say sayS tho the rumors that John Baker Baker hall hail decided to quit baseball b lid did not brin bring any tears from ono tine R R. Marquard J In Jn view of tho the fact tact that winter ii is iA nigh nith it behooves some of our J leading scribes to find a new job for John fohn Mc Mc- That flint is is too too good an annual pastime to overlook I I Chris Jordan is h said to hn have vc presented pre Mike Yokel with a Jo jn loving cup i 1 I Probably one oue with the inscription inscription- hope hope- you'll choke chokes A report states that th Yussif Yussif Mahmout the wrestler W was I shot in tho the mountains Anywhere hut but in iu the mountains mount and JJ ho hed he'd d d ha hae hac c e a chance hance Sa Say Sav Save we e once knew know a wrestler who want want- fit 61 i p per ncr r cent of the gross grosa round trip railroad tickets training expenses enseR fur fir t two o and his hotel b. b bill ll paid As s a persistent n noisemaker our friend the who vho is working near Inc me just now is batting hatting about I in the hammer and aud chisel Jt league I The Xe New York fj fight ht bugs bUB are arc going into over u the possibility of a I bout hout All that will willbe willlie be lie needed to get Ritchie Hitchie into the ring with Packey Packer is iN is a span of mules mule Some fellow carne came back baek from Europe Europe- the other da laY day and told us vua that Jack I Johnson is all lIl in and that tho the first i Food man who meets him will beat bent him V Yes Ye cs is the good man i 1 Yokel Jordan baran harangue is R again ain aina a thing of the past to o it will now v be beup beup beup up to the promoters to find another Chris Jordan Jordan another another card carel for fot a match with nith the local champion We saw a f fellow fallow who wore a straw hat lint tho the other da Ilay Said SaUl fellow in informed informed in in- formed ormed us that Salt Sall Lake Jo Jost t the tho pennant lat t season for or the tho Lo good d ot or the l league Bill Orr the demon shortstop gent ell t told us 18 the other othel da In tin tin- that that thal he be expects to get ct married time in the very ven vennear I near future All right Bill BiH vo wo won wont won't say aJ a n word oril about it it tike Mike Yokel Yol 1 tells trill us 1 he is ig going t. t Is tu meet ll Bed Beel the light heavy havy T ll weight ht on his hiR trip cast east Nih-c Nih has hus evidently never ne heard of or the time colored youth who who lm with wilh the southern ther end of n a mule annie that W was as UI on Oil it its way north The fhe suggestion tion from this en end of the time line that tho the Montana towns town g got get t hus busy und end form their thir littin Montana leR league ue which I hey have hav threatened us with for or l lees does er e car not F tm m to bo be arousing any gr great at activity in the north Th These e heR hea heavy y r weight eight t wrestlers alOU around the country are painfully quiet all of ofa a 8 sudden Thc Tho They remind us o ot of th the old home made cannon cannon that wo we loaded touched a match to 10 but didn't n t co off oft j 1 Look out something ma may happen at Rt atan an any minute It makes u us U laugh lauh to listen to wrestling wres wres- thug managers ers who spend so 80 much time tune tolling telling YOU von about what wonderful wonder wonder- ful cards curds th the I grapplers are chin tho the promoters and sporting ed Ca- editors CaitoN cu- cu Hors itoN in in an effort to make them b believe that the they have ha THE card and then usually these same cards draw mw abou about worth of patronage at the tho gate 1 The The class shown b by Utah in in last Saturdays Saturday's game game- with th the Miners proves elv that it is 15 not in m inthe inthe the running for for the t the he championship uriles one of Denver Den s 's leading sport sport- jug jUI editors As the writer happened to be he several sc hundred mil milts miles au away while the tile game was taking place ho ho he of course has every right in in the world to talk about the class Utah showed showell or di lid did not show One of our bright young country correspondents cor cor- respondents writes this department askin asking what is is usually meant b by the he hunter when he refers to hunting C chickens I Bv n saying saving that ho he is is going to hunt hunt- r. r chickens JJ the Utah huntsman usually means sage e hens bens bens al aI although although al- al thou though h some of of them actually inc include ude grouse and partridge e in the thc same ex cx- The commonly accepted and andI modern idea of chicken however I is IB a combination of willow plumes white shoes and a wad w of gum Wb While Je we are arc writing this thill foolish column column col col- today tOcla there thre are three carpenters working i in l front of us and aud two steam steam- fitters behind us All the they are using IB ma isa IBa maa a hammer arid and a saw or a hammer and cold chisel If they read the following wo vc are arc avenged GO TO IT I racket racket- ban bang r Hit it again aJain As hard as you can Ion Dont Don't t ever over stop To rest or linger We hope you bust Yourself on the fiD finger tr Down Iown in Ill a coroners coroner's iury lury junr recently recommended that football football foot foot- ball han in high schools and secondary schools either cither be abolished or played placa under moro more inure str stringent rules than governing gov JOv ern n intercollegiate games This Thil appears appears ap ap- ap pears pars to be a rood good sug suggestion estion There ought to bo be a difference between hi high h school football and university football High sc school ool boys s play with with u no such systematic training and restrictions as arc given college players and the consequence consequence con con- sequence is is inevitable they inevitable the they are arc more frequently and more dangerously in in- jered than are nrc the colle college e men It is important for the future of the game that something along the lines line mig mig- b by this jury should be he done Intercollegiate football has suffered Buffered from room injuries to young oung men mon n not t properly prop prop- properly erly trained Sonic newspaper writers have ha been beon indulging n a moro or less useless attempt to argue argile the superiority of one of fhe he hebig bi big leagues over tho other othor basing their arguments lT largely eb on the showing made mado in po post t season games gaines ame This is mi mighty pooi 1001 material on which to hang a conclusive con con- argument Time The play of post poet Ica games is interesting enough for forthe the tho time timo bein being but no short series is indicative enough h of true worth orth Tho The usual ar argument lImont anti and criticism is following fol fol- lowing the worlds world's s 's series serie just closed and nd some somo aro making strong ar argument ment III in favor or of a change iu in tho the system so 80 as at to provide uc series be tween all alJ the tIme clubs club Ban Johnson president lent of or the tho Arn American rican Jea league c IB Is not in m fa favor faor or of a n change chane largely larely because because be be- call cause e the present system arouses great reat interest t in ha baseball ll all alJ over the tho United States a tho the other system would bo bf Ik h to confine tho the principal in in- t terest r st to the cities s having major league clubs Mr Johnson on in speaking of the proposition facetiously ac remarks Per Per haps hap the tho result of the thelast last Jast three e worlds world's serl series 8 has made me see the advantage e of the present system s tem more clearl clearly than some o a my friends in the National lea league uc I COGS IN THE BOULDER FOOTBALL MACHINE WHICH MEETS UTAH HERE NEXT SATURDAY I 1 I Pt p j 11 Ic j c 4 f 1 i. L a I k r P I Lf c i r I r i 2 ls t i. j j. j i. I I t 4 4 t t M a. a At the top from left to right the players are arc Walters halfback Donovan quarterback and Powers tackle e. e At tho the bottom Carl Knowles |