Show SERI SEROUS RIOUS By Dan Valentino ae i r res re's s 's at least in brother I Lake who h 0 got with th h hi i gr s g tj- tj rin fil in la v la her r da day aid id Rosen Rosen- Salt ISalt at Lake has in law n-L n Sometimes Li s desk for long lont stretches of oC taut faut Donald fixed him hun the da day I I I lets law law in lets let's keep erne arne out of it was it-was was busy I ng rig away at Donalds Donald's desk he ran out of oC matches Nat- Nat being a law in he heto Wo Ito to poke through the drawl draw- draw l ll J JDonald's Donalds Donald's desk searching match found a used half match and nd nd calmly struck a match he didn't remain calm long dof of the tho expected flame the shot ahot into a snake It was I those gag match books f jDonald Donald broth- broth aw v doesn't use Donalds Donald's desk i re f fI I fas E Til AT FIT What hat could re fC logical than a fellow L Wood l addressing addressIng- members Imberman's group It hap- hap l in Salt Lake as ason on ii Wood nationally known commentator was the fea- fea speaker at a session of the I Lumber Dealers Dealer's I t the Hotel Utah L. L I. I Lp p TO LIVE I D. D E E. E Donald Donald- den father of Earl Donald- Donald alt Lake organ maestro I I t celebrated his birthday anniversary anniversary anniversary an an- Friday The elder eldr Mr 11 Donaldson has been an ardent Republican all his life He le told friends that he in intends intends in- in tends to live a long long- time Ive got ot gotto gotto gotto II to be here when the Republicans come back into power he says with a smile MEMORY ORr TIME a reader of NOTHING SERIOUS who vho didn't sign his name because it would date me mc sends along these Do You Remembers Do you when the thc block where the city and county building now stands was called the Vard Ward square It was a barren barren bar bar- barI I ren spot with a high board fence around it and the circus used to pitch its tents there in the sumin sum sum- sum sum- in e me And to you remember the continues when Salt Lake had mule cars r rho ho Who can ean reca recall the mule cars I ANSWER TO TIlE THE BRITISH I Signing Sig himself only a fan a areader areader I reader writes in to refute a recent I II claim by a column reader that the I English girls must be tops because one of them finally bagged Clark Gable A fan writes My Mv blood boiled when I read that thai an Engl English sh reader of yours bragged that an English girl married Clark Gable Has she Has forgotten that the English girl runs a poor fourth Gable married married mar mar- ried ned three American women before before before be be- I fore wedding the girl from Eng Eng- land Now now now lets lets let's not get into any international arguments about women roien As I said before a all wonderful wonderful won won- women ornen are arc wonderful wonderful and and the other kind dont don't matter any any- way I 4 |