Show r Women of the Republic If Well Fed Look Come s 5 Back Charlie Will 1 Be Very i 1 lappy By BJ Frederick C. C Othman WASHINGTON What this country needs is more non lar Jar women who eat their mashed potatoes with milk gravy and no qualms This is official and also in my opinion as an admirer of the female sex a first-class first idea Secy of Agriculture Charlie Brannan and I agree as to the desirability of the well-rounded well result end-result but Id I'd like to see seemore seemore seemore more Lillian Russells for strictly artistic reason whereas he wants to get rid of his potatoes Not So Blunt He claims that if the beautiful sex wasn't worrying all the time about the size of its hips hins he hew w wouldn't have to be dyeing millions millions millions mil mil- lions of bushels of potatoes blue with salt and bur burying ng them The secretary dared not put it this bluntly before the ho house se banking and currency committee Mrs Brannan beauty Brannan-beauty beauty in slim modern manner was manner was there looking looking looking look look- ing a at t him and a fellow even en if it ithe he is a cabinet member cant can't be bestirring bestirring stirring up trouble at home So So o ohe he said merely that the consumption consumption consumption tion of potatoes has been going down year by year At fault he said is the feminine diet I have hae seen pictures of or Mi Miss s Russell my father saw her once in person and he never forgot her If ea eating ling more pota potatoes toes will clear up Secretary Brannan's sorriest problem and also make the ladies look round in all the proper places then what are we waiting for I Milk Mille Bath Fanatic As I get it Brannan really favors favors fa fa- fa- fa vors the female who resembles Anna Held She was a contemporary contemporary contemporary of Miss Russell and a lady of the same superb curves cures but she also made a practice of bathing bathing bathing bath bath- ing in milk The secretary of agriculture agriculture agriculture ag ag- ag- ag has a good man many millions millions mil mil- lions of pounds of dried milk stored in ea caves cs around the country country country coun coun- try which he cant can't even giveaway give away The idea of American lovelies weighing in at about pounds has numerous other Being bigger they'd take more cloth to keep themselves covered and goodness knows Brannan has the surplus cotton to do the job Maybe they'd go goback goback goback back to the idea of wearing 14 11 petticoats at once our surplus cotton colton boys would be overjoyed And the Porkers Once a lady gets used to eating a second helping of potatoes with every meal it shouldn't be hard to persuade her to take a couple or three pork chops at dinner Even now said Brannan hes he's worrying worrying- about what to do with the thc pork surplus Jut But ut as I say Mrs Brannan wh who wore a white hat with white roses on it and a brown suit that indicated she went easy on the potatoes kept a close eye on him Poor old Charlie who wants another to buy up the fattening food the theadies ladies adies refuse to eat didn't press the subject Boil Their Own So what hes he's J doing now is heading for Ottawa to see whether he can persuade those Canadians to boil their own potatoes potatoes potatoes po po- po- po instead of hipping them here He doesn't know Know i now how this will turn out She he ladies of Canada seem to ethe ba same idea about hips a ah h 3 their sisters this side of the b order Even if the Ca refuse to put an emba 1150 go on potato shipments he sa sa saW fl J they'll only send us K bushels th this s year This is a m ere Fre re drop in the potato pot compa Ped ed to what the ladies could do if r red they'd only let letout letout letout out their waist b bands B a and pour on the gra gravy v JOne J One other thir k I want no snarling letters fl fi om m the female sex If the ladies s want yant to fight they can pick on b the he secretary of agriculture H k brought up the subject Copyright by U ted Feature e it |