Show Sports l i Mirror r By JOHN MOONEY T l gram Sport f Editor Observation Ward More and more wiVes are suing I husbands s for lor divorce on grounds I r. r of if which only provos J nobody ov lov loves i a flAT ILAT man I I Technically Yours I t Bunch of us were passing the thel l time half-time intermission in the press f row TOW Wednesday night with Coach CoachI t I Ike Armstrong and Parry Soren- Soren I len aen Ute athletic Boswell Bozwell The business business busi busi- I officials were getting the be the custom I ness as seems to from Irom the fans and the observation tion Ion on was raised that several officials of fi- fi daIs had threatened to quit officiating officiating that the money received wasn't worth the mental beating they took from irom the fans Its Us getting serious Ike observed observed ob ob- ob- ob served and who will referee our ourI I baU ball games if this present crop quits 1 Ike continued But perhaps the officials are missing their one big big- I weapon in this crowd heckling v Fow oW about calling technical fouls I on the crowd until reason and I sportsmanship are restored I Ire Ire- remember remember re- re member one night when Quigley i called caned 15 straight technical fouls Couls on a team I 1 Actually the officials would be Ju Justified in fouling the crowd croud f inot not one but several se times In each cach game Our fans fane arent aren't sportsmen any more At least the thc majority seems to have ha the express purpose to Lets go places and boo things Crowd Croud excitement can be expected ex ex- pc In crucial games like the theIn In BYU B Y 1 U and Wyoming oming contests f where the tho games were vital to conference basketball standings But Wednesday night the tho anvil am 11 I chorus was every eQ bit as raucous raucous rau rail and there wasn't the slightest doubt as to the outcome outcome outcome out out- come of the game with Long Island U. U And heres here's the rub Actually the college basketball fans fan arc the poorest Informed of all ail sports fans a as to rule interpretations and fouls A 1 A basketball foul is a flagrant violation of the rules rulos and good sportsmanship by by a member of the theother theother other team A Rose by Any Other I 1 Ike recalled the story of the official who stepped off a yard five penalty M I The offended player sneered at ate atthe the he e official You stink It j t So the official paced off five ive T ards more 1 t 1 Enraged the player shouted You still sun stink it f Becoming a little nettled him- him 1 the official paced off 25 yards and ind nd turned to the livid And how do I smell from here 1 ie sweetly t j You can con say this much for our now covered streets and highways highways high high- ways No matter how bad bod they are arenow now low they'll they be rougher this sum sum- mer tiler Ah Cassandra Blush Regarding Reg-arding- our suggestion that he e basketball court at the field louse ouse be turned around to provide nore ore seating Beating Parry Sorensen re- re orts that it would cost a hundred rand and d for the Job and only a lively few more seats scats buld be bc added f fAnd And less than 10 years ago then hen the field house was being lanned a university spokesman What in the world will tt d rou OU u ever do to fill those eats ea ts 1 j f from rom the toughness of 01 our roast I chicken the other night we wo might JS observe Few are culled but many Rare cre re frozen f I 1 All Things Come Dept i j ft tOr lOr Or as the weatherman might i lay ay upon seeing seeing- Gus Backman hoveling his sidewalk You asked tor or r it buddy |