| Show n the Side II y E E. E V. V Durling Dueling lib in vain to think or guess woman by appearance Butler Iman it r Butler is not altogether in his claim as above ilea ila womans woman's character canLe can- can ibe Le Judged per cent by hy something can be by that means t ay a woman dresses uses ke KC- up P jewelry etc tc Is some some- ig of a character indicator Appearance of a womans woman's IS as to the selection of and nd interior decora decora- t s an another ther means of judg- judg character r by appearances i hc a year 1942 was the of the invention of b bicycle cle by a Scotsman named 61 It was wa not celet cele cele- ted t d. d Last year was also the Ii of the invent t of the gasoline automobile Cj q E. E Duryea Duryca That wasn't either This year is anniversary of the thea a rest est chemical invention of century I 1 am referring i It was in Ma a nna in 1908 that an obscure Heas Heal Hea student named P. P Gel Gel- l- l b originated sulfanilamide s same year an explanation G imos imo's invention was print print- In iff a German medical magai maga maga- i 1 Right after acter the articles article's l jl cation atlon Gelmo disappeared L I been seen since I to celebrate the of the discovery of ot for the reason that ii my girl friend was recently with pneumonia her life I 1 paved saved ved by the use of one of sulfa fa drugs from clients Q Q-As Q As 61 53 ur claim of more stage en enand and radio stars born in l oklyn klyn than any other place o are they Names make os a and clinch arguments A Ar r hater ster I 1 would need four or columns of space to name the Brooklyn born stars But Buto typo o give you an idea Ill I'll name to Of them Clara Bow Baraf Bart Bar- Bar t af f Carol Bruce my ny Kaye Gene Tierney Ed- Ed rd Everett Horton Vincent VincentJ Fez J Sh Shep p Fields Mickey mey ney y Norma Talmadge Talmadg-e Conice Conice Con- Con ice Talmadge e Mae West Gus 0 iI Peggy Wood W Walter a I t e r Patsy Kelly Helen and Reinald rath Q- Q Where Q Where does docs Pitts- Pitts gh gHI 1 stand in the rating of jell e 1 S S. S cities by population A Pittsburgh A-Pittsburgh Is the city l If you cant can't name the first nine please blush Two of the first nine cities haven't even major league ball clubs One hasn't because the citizens are too docile docile docite do do- cile cite to organize a protest against minor league baseball in a major league city and the other because the Inhabitants like horse racing better Carl Hubbell Perennial Giant twirler Sixteen years a major leaguer Quite a record But Carl has to be a major leaguer for seven years more if it he wants to beat Cy Youngs Young's record Cy pitched major league ball for 22 years Joseph E Davies former fonner ambassador to Moscow Mr Davies lived for some time in a room 72 apartment on Park avenue Manhattan Dont Don't know what his rent was All I 1 know knowis is that he once paid a month for two rooms and a kitchenette in the east two blocks from Park avenue It was in this apartment that my now and then blushing bride made her first biscuits They were ere good too I ate 14 of them Have you noticed how few tall tan girls are heroines of love stories asks a Bostonian I Iam Iam Iam am sending sending- you one of the rare romances of a tall tan girl girl The story referred to follows A Atall Atall tall talI girl named Short loved a big bigman bigman bigman man named Little while Little little thinking of Short loved a lass whose name was Long Well WeIl to make a long bong story short Little proposed to Long and this made Short long to get even with Littles Little's shortcomings So Short meeting Long threatened to marry Little before long This naturally caused Little to marry Long before long The question is Did tall taIl Short love big Little less because Little loved Long There has never been a president president president dent of the United States who was born in the far west Nor has hu the wife of any president been born in n the far tar west Why is it that male maJe film stars are the most powerful box magnets magnets mag mag- nets In fn one 1912 1942 poll of theater theater theater the the- ater managers only two feminine stars made the first 10 Betty Grable and Greer Garson Carson The standing was 1 Abbott and Costello 2 Clark Gable 3 3 Garv Gary Cooper 4 Mickey Rooney 5 i Bob Hope 6 James Cagney 7 Gene Autry 8 Betty Grable 9 i II Greer Garson Carson 10 Spencer Tracy I t |
