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V Durlin Durling 9 When greater perils penis men environ Then women show a front of iron And gentle in fn their manner they Do bold things In a quiet way Thomas Dunn English If It a poem is to be dedicated to the part women are taking in the war effort how about the above Goebbels thinks of everything He issued an order that no Christmas cards with snow scenes be sent to German soldiers soldiers soldiers sol sol- sol sol- diers on the Russian front How are the buses In your vicinity A can of ot sardines just isn't In it a as to crowding in the buses in our town Understand Understand Understand Un Un- th that t in Moscow where there are no taxis it is even worse A newspaper correspondent correspondent correspondent corre corre- reports that he was on ona ona ona a Moscow bus recently in which there was Considerable pushing and shoving hoving Tie The e said Advance citizens Your conduct is disgusting as us usual ar Was just talking to a woman woman woman wom wom- an who said she recently went with her daughter on the latter's latter's latter's lat- lat ter's honeymoon She said her son law invited her ort press agent is a champion champion champion cham cham- pion Springer Spaniel He has won a room full of silver cups and other awards Today aman a a. aman aman man stopped me and said pointing pointing pointing point point- ing to my pup He looks like a press agent Said I proudly Th That t is his grandfather grandfather grand grand- father The British government government government govern govern- ment has decided to take the tires from all private cars that are in In storage Some people say says the tire of a car in storage will wear out quicker than that of ot a car that Is being regularly used In October Hitler offered offered of of- to stop hostilities around Stalingrad for four days to al allow allow allow al- al low both DOth sides to pick up their wounded and bury their dead The Russians agreed but stipulated stipulated stipulated the conditions of the agreement agreement agreement agree agree- ment must be made known to the German public The Germans Germans Germans Ger Ger- mans refused to do this and so there was no four-day four armistice Charles Tilbury Travel agent Vi Vice president of the Straight Razor Shavers society Before the W war r Mr Tilbury specialized in conducting globe girdling parties for movie stars millionaires million aires sires managing editors and so- so so socialites The first time tim Rosalind Russell saw Paris was under the guidance of ot Mr Tilbury The first question Miss Russell ask asked d dOn don on arriving in Paris was Where Wherein in Lee and Lyn Wilde looking Good ng twins twin from East St. St Louis Ill They have just signed a a. movie contract contract con con- tr tract Ct which calls for each being paid 1250 a w week ek When they are paying money like that to girls who have had no film experience experience experience ex ex- how can you blame your daughter for wanting to be bea a movie actress Queries from clients Q Did General Joffre JoHre or General Petain first say lay Th They y shall not pass A. A General Do De Castelnau representing representing representing General Joffre called on General Petain to discuss the question as to whether Verdun should be abandoned De Castelnau Castelnau Castel Castel- nau in course of or the conversation conversation conversa conversa- tion said The Germans must not pass pass Petain answered They shall shaU not pass pas t Q Q HOW Ilow Would you compare John Barrymore Barrymore's Barrymore's Bar- Bar s Hamlet to that of or Edwin Edwin Edwin Ed Ed- win Booth 1 A A. I I h never ver s saw w Edwin Edwin Edwin Ed Ed- win Booth I saw John BarrymOre Barrymore Barry- Barry more in lit Hamlet and did not consider con con- sider his performance unusually good My opinion Is is that his reading ading of the lines unes was WM not the way Shakespeare Intended them intended them to b be read Q What boxing bout of the twentieth century had the most action A. A I would say that that was the Firpo Dempsey-Firpo fight in which there were 11 knockdowns in fit less than two rounds Firpo really won that fight tight When Dempsey was knocked through the ropes he was out of the ring for more than 10 seconds S Saw w Scott Dunlap a survivor r. r j of the Boston night club fire today Mr Dunlap should have havea a talk with Bry Bryan n Foy the film director Bryan is isa a survivor of the Iroquois theater fire in Chicago Chicago Chicago Chi Chi- cago After Atter your wife's last blessed event what was the first thing you said to her Am Informed that a proud pappy of California was was was' speechless after the first blessed event in his family so he he- sat Bat right down and wrote a poem which h he handed to his wife An excerpt from this poem follows To the most courageous wife on onearth onearth earth Who after many tears and strife Gave birth to an angel daughter The Lord could spare For us to always love and careAm care Am not usually mu much h interested interested interested inter inter- ested in the results of ot poetry contests But there is one in which I can hardly wait walt to read what the winner wrote That ThatIs Is the contest sponsored by the Rome propaganda ministry for for the best on one written in 1942 In praise of Benito Mussolini JoeE Joe E. E Brown wants to play the part of Rube Waddell in ina a film based on the life story of ot the eccentric hurler huder of ot the yester yesteryear ear Joe is not tall taU enough nor heavy enough nough for forthe forthe the part Waddell was around six feet two Inches tall taU and weighed at least p pounds Nat Pendleton could play the Rube very well Tommy Manville's marriages should not be lightly regarded and treated humorously any more Mr Manville in making a farce of ot the marriage ceremony is n not t funny There should be la a federal federal fed fed- eral law putting a stop to this sort o of thing When you make a j joke ke of marriage and conse cons consequently undermine the Institution institution institution tion of family life you are are really really real real- ly doing harm hann to a a. a country especially in time of ot war |