Show r 1 Walter Winchell New York Heartbeat The Big Parade Billy Rose telling J. J J. J J Walker and others about the new Diamond Horseshoe Horseshoe Horse Horse- shoe show in June One Onea a song o n g being Some of My Best Friends Are Americans Amen Ameri a cans sung by Hitler Hirohito Hi- Hi and Benito And naming U. U S. S Mrs Carmen CarmenM M Mess e s s mores more's d dachshunds a c h being sneered at by passersby pass pass- Winchell ersby with Mrs M M. yelling I have four brothers m in the British army you bums Inez Robb the incensed at F D R knockers John Ringling North whose circus with Balanchine Balanchine Bal Bal- anchine ballets is delightful amazing listeners with It It costs us a day to run the circus The props cost us and the costumes Nat Brandwynne the completely bald orchestra pilot who carries a comb for his toupee Sallies In Our Alley Last night things were so quiet at Joe Frisco's place that he ambled ambled am am- bled into the adjacent Club 18 Frankie Hyers called on Joe to todo todo do something Lets clear the place of customers heckled Roy Sedley so Frisco can feel at home By all means rejoined Joe Why some nights its it's so quiet in my joynt I can hear my gags next door Arthur Godfrey Godfrey's simile Phony as th the sympathy of the guy who has just won the pot Attorney L. L Nizer's description of a ham Hes so modest every time he opens his mouth he puts his feats in it it New York Tork Novelette His name is Jack Powell and he was Louis Primas Prima's vocalist until his draft board notified him to get ready to leave for the army He ie was tickled at the opportunity opportunity to fight for his country country- except for this H Hd had fallen madly in love with a youngster named Elizabeth Riley she thrushes at the Queen Mary cafe The two were so crazy about each other other other-he he didn't know how he could stand not being with her He decided to test himself Hed He'd not phone or write her until his first furlough She promised not to contact him either as he couldn't st stand nd hearing hearing hearing hear hear- ing or seeing her name without wanting to choke Off he went one six In the yawning and got on a train with the other drafted lads When they arrived at the camp he saw the biggest sign ever ever And there therein in huge letters was her name Fort Riley Memos of a a. l El EI Morocco's clever favor for la ladies ladies ladies la- la dies An ornament to be worn on the lapel lapel lapel-in In blackouts blackouts so so you can find her Walter Chrysler Jr sank two million in his racing stables and now theres there's no market for them Lots more horses than horse- horse sense sense he admits The The San Francisco Navy relief show May already has A if advance advance advance ad ad- vance ticket sale sale even even before any stars star's name was heralded How come Sardi doesn't take takedown takedown takedown down the caricature of Tullio Carminati now at Ellis Island by order of Men G-Men Carminati's biggest hit here Incidentally was in Strictly Dishonorable I Broadway I Vignette Hes He's a town man town over over fond of giggle water The guy can carry it but it has the oddest re reaction reaction reaction re- re action Every time he gets a he hops a rattler for Pittsburgh where he has no reason to be Its It's a phobia and about twice a month for forthe forthe forthe the last two years he has hang- hang in a Pittsburgh hotel room sore room sore as all out get-out at himself So a few weeks ago the thc business town man-about-town took up the matter with the railroad railroad railroad rail rail- road and plane firms Begged them never again to sell him a ticket to Pittsburgh So what happened The other day he had to fly to Pittsburgh on business and they wouldn't sell him a seat He bought one to Washington however and went on from there Now hes he's worried worried for for fear hell he'll do dothe dothe dothe the same thing when hes he's |