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I He lie considered it a ace ae e to serve see his hS country not country not ce b his patriotism t 1 t i pride himself on his hIst B ge t Tin to kite a check To him Ie js something he used to fly flys s back yard or from the roof b to attributes your success to tolli wand Hi-wand e and d his own to good breaks ilY He's Hes never ogled the Radio Kadio in their undressing fi fins from a window in the NBC ns across across' t the e way Not Not dept p 5 Je he Is any sissy or whoops whoops- fe use But simply because he heit it like ke other guys peeping r- r bs bis kid L sister The circles f- f which he be mixes are crowded utu guys He doesn't Square quare fI th ith j ed a ni ht club m. m c. c to put him deep e evel ery night He ne needs ds the tio too badly to be caught in many any st bed after hard hardWI C but his own a W WI work 1 To him a sucker a lollypOP fire L doesn't know what it means means I have have basTe a bun on In n. n To him a is something you eat in the cn g with your breakfast He gone into the Globe hI sever never tre jon Broadway near Forty- Forty street at two Iwo in m the morn show off by talking back to the s 's likenesses on the screen people w le who do that he thinks imbeciles etc He has never a psychiatrist for any sorti sort i such rOuble trouble such as a complex a aiken anken heart or the d. d ts When I j has 1105 a broken heart you can iken life We nothing can mend itI it 1 I rd a the gal who stepped all over He lie He doesn't even know what is r f Be's Bes e never been awed by any I fifth Fth avenue shoe salesman who ids like the second lead in a play I If bf S. S N. N Behrman and who once jide ile him feel inferior He Heb b Doesn't make fun of Broadway Rose jose when she glug him Song hong Broadway He really feels for her and wonders why tome oae doctor doesn't help her or He couldn't tell ju feu you the difference between Ladis- Ladis Ladislaus Fekete Bus-Fekete Ini Fodor Fodor because Fodor-because because he ic nt t give a damn He's Hes e never had trouble getting i date with ith his girl the week Fran- Fran Sot ot Tone got into town He has hasit hasi it i Idea why so many new hotels fa In Miami Beach are empty He hicks though that it could be so many people are stay- stay i if ii home and staying mad mad mad-be- be because lane cause use they got no heaters last year ihen hen n It stayed cold so long Hes He's never been invited to a private vate screening of the latest picture He already seen it at popular prices in his home town weeks before before before be be- fore It hits Broadway He doesn't tent impose himself on you with burdensome conversation when loure oare busy or concerned with private troubles He thinks an individual has a right to himself and need not be an ever available sounding board for his probable empty and t tiresome ideas To him the word char lis a description of moral fibre rather than an eccentric individual The books on his shelf weren't ordered by the yard to match the color scheme of his room Hes He's never backed a night club because he liked being with showgirls so much much or or because it was cheaper to pay the weekly deficit than deficit than playing stage-door-Johnny stage and allaround allaround allaround all- all around yap He has no enemies and so many friends that the New Yorker cant can't get enough stuff to together together together to- to gether to do a pro profile ile series on him He lIe misses the Worlds World's fair He has never stood on his head or shown off in the Met Opera house or any place He gets a check for his hat coat meal meal also also his weekly services He tips a dime for dinner a nickel for lunch and his hat for breakfast Hes He's not hard-boiled hard and never talks out of the side of his heart He doesn't resent your success success suc sue cess or In front or behind behind be be- hind their backs When he recognizes a well known man or woman in public acting like a alam ham It lam it makes him shudder He removes his hat in elevators when a woman gets on on when a clergyman or rabbi approaches and when Bernie tells a joke Just because somebody disagrees with his political views he doesn't label him a communist of fascist His idea of a clean gag is the sort Will Rogers would have told When he sees George M. M Cohan or Irving Berlin or men like them it it makes him take a deep breath I in in admiration He pays his debts when he says he will and never thinks of asking friends for fora a loan He goes to the finance companies instead He cant can't understand understand understand un un- un- un why some people dont don't do the same same and and thus avoid a lot lotof lotof i of ill feeling He doesn't advertise advertise ad ad- I ad-I vertise a girls girl's secrets or favors He has great contempt for fellows i who do The Broadway loafers call him a terrific bore and a lot lotof lotof I of other things but down deep in what they prefer to call their they hearts they intend to see to it it- it that their sons grow up like him |
