Salt Lake Telegram | 1908-11-20 | Page 9 | Colonial Candor

COLONIAL CANDOR The following amusing remarks appear In an advertisement of ot the tho Queens Queen's hotel Salisbury Rhodesia On arrival every GUe guest t Is exp expected to tn express express' his views on the situation and design of ot tho the hotel Should these not nol prove provo satisfactory tho the building will be at aton on once co demolished Corner or front rooms are arc provided ed for tor every cry vl visitor Turkish needle and mud baths baths' hot cold lukewarm and Iced water water wa wa- wa- wa ter tot laundry aundry Marconi apparatus telephone telephone tele tele- phone firo escape gas bar piano tame tamo cler clergyman aman and all other modem modern modern mod mod- em ern conveniences In every room Special accommodation Is provided for pets such pets such uch as elephants hippos crocs croce or lions lIone but do dogs doga must bo ho 1 kept Pt In the bedrooms bedrooms bed bed- rooms which for tor this purpose are aro furnished furnished fur tur- with a 0 special line lIna In white counterpanes coun coun- Every cry guest will wUI have the best seat scat at the tho table and meals meala will wm be bo served cv ry minute If It required dA d. d A liberal supply of or Illustrated pa paIrs rs rs and periodicals Is provided In the reading room Visitors ar are urgently d request to Imm Immediately remove to tu their own rOoms a many as they can carT carry carry- When fin nn- with such euch papers should b burled buried to avoid th the danger of ot any one ono else eleo 8 seeing th them m. m The Tho rho proprietor will wUl be pleased d to h hear r that thU some eom other hotel hotal is the Mst best in town Cape town Cape Times South African Hotel Gul Guide e. e