Show S FLASHES S Of Life ie HA HAWKINSVILLE Ga Dec 21 UP Jessie R Jessie Davis is holding one automobile slight- slight Owner ly wrecked which Do Doesn't nt the owner hasn't Bother called for D Davis a vis started out to find the the person who stole 30 turkeys from his farm and found the car wrecked on the highway with the turkeys in it He took everything back to the farm THERE IS A SANTA COLUMBIAVILLE N. N Y Dec 21 UP Charles UPI Charles Henry Benedict in intends intends intends in- in tends to hang up his stocking for his Christmas Said Benedict Just because Ive I've never seen seen Santa Claus Glaus is no reason reason reason rea rea- son I should up and declare hes he's a fake I never saw Abe Lincoln Lincoln Lincoln Lin Lin- coln either but I voted for him All AIl he really that stocking stockIng stocking stock- stock Ing said the aged man is about a ton of pipe tobacco LOS ANGELES Dec 21 Em GP Em policemen came home largely e empty m p t y Housewife handed from their Shows Up annual t turkey u r key Ponce Police shoot The reason was Mrs Bobby Rutherford a housewife housewife housewife house house- wife Shooting on the mens men's pistol event she won a turkey a ham and three boxes of candy Sergeant Ivan Johnson crack shot of the force also aIso won a turkey turkey turkey-in in ina a raffle WILL THE GIRLS WAIT OKLAHOMA CITY Dec 21 UP RI P Bashful swains who waited all year to catch their girls beneath Christmas mistletoe are desolated Their Christmas kissing must be postponed s 's A survey showed this years year's mistletoe mistletoe mis mis- crop was held up by severe drouth Oklahoma's official state flower wont won't be ripe for picking before February SEATTLE Dec 21 John P and Jim 7 and 8 respectively respective- respective ly iy were told San San- V N Note t fru That ta to Claus Glaus lived in Significant Significant a near-by near wood Empty They went to look for him because their little m t sister wanted a doll Failing to return that night searchers aided by bloodhounds began began began be be- gan combing the woods Next morning the owner of a house in th the woods found Jim and John asleep on hl his Parlor davenport Beside Beside Be Be- Be side them lay an empty quart jam jar ar CHASES TROUBLE NEW 7 HAMPTON Iowa Dec 21 Iff It RI-It It T took a lot of persuasion to get John Brannon to fight too fight too much for the results it brought Edward Edward Ed Ed- ward Linkemeyer the persuader Witnesses testified in court that Linkemeyer looking for a fight took after Brannon He managed to grasp the latter's tetter's coattails but John slipped sUpped out of his coat Linkemeyer Linke Linke- meyer eventually won the chase When he left the courtroom however however how how- ever he was short 10 paid lO-paid paid as a fine fine but but he still had two black eyes ALBERT LEA Minn Dec 21 Up Uti Freeborn county residents who abhor the thought Dentist of going to the Travels dentist might find Around some solace in learning the dentist dentist den den- will now come to them Dr Dr- Freeman L. L Blunt has built an office on a truck chassis It has a ahot hot water heating system hot not and cold running water indirect indirect Indi indi- lighting a laboratory a soundproof sound sound- proof dental room a waiting sound sound-j room and is air air ii 5 r f. f t |