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S I P J Manhattan In ln the Spring SpringS i iThe The girls in their in-their their organdies will wUl S make inake a a lotta fellows think they are Clark Gable And make some lome guys think they are better The riding thumb Florida set will il blow ln In in al all tanne tanned bite you tor or t ten and assure stare you only saps s work vork fo for foe a a- living A hab fellow who b behaving h ving 1 n so sours rs all lf winter win win- Intel In- In tel ter bock beer beer- just to keep ip up the ti- ti and wIns up in with Bellevue his knuckles ck all bruised d fro swinging front s 's ing ng on m. m cops ops The baseball writers in the south will report port oh orl a a gangling rookie as as finished ed as as Lajoie IRs as ve versatile as Cobb Cob assmar Joe as e. e I McCarthy b but t who winds up ins In the tha Dixie league e because be because ause jt it l seems seems ho d a weakness a-weakness weak eBs S for sticking his conk conic under fly I b balls r Two dozen summer r heat theat theater r men will announce pr productions pro pro- Auctions of Shaw ONeill O'Neill Ibs Ibsen n nand and rid George S. S Kautman Kaufman and porn mpr m- m pr Q pl I J t s' s ar d s rip t teaser rt O S bod gold 5 Romantic couples will take to Brooklyn bridge and ancL become be- be come conie prey prey ti t to the waterfront panhandlers panhandlers pan pan- pan pan- handlers who wh have been waiting all winter for these soft touches I The pl pleasure asure boats will appe appear on the rivers and fill men with ambition to work hard so they theyS S can wear a a. a white cap and sip highballs with a Radiant Young T Thing oh on n the the afterdeck Housewives will throw their windows op open n at t. t night and no noman noman noman man who w walks the the- streets will willbe bes be be safe fc e from Major Bowes amateur ama ama- ur ho hour r. r S S The warm days will stir up sellS sellout sell sell- S out out- businessmen bus tops among restless business execs and torch- torch bearing gals and and- Central 1 p park rk will vur its pl pla place e as Manhat Manhattans Manhattan's front tans tan's front ll I S The ThO bridle p path horses feel feel tie the the blood t tingling in tl their e r veins eim and and theIr rId rs Ill took look as Ex Excited x- x cited and nd t fed as Paul White White- man does wh when n he rides in hi f for r c cue o e In ri Jumbo i. i Radio comics wilb take a avaca vaca vacation tion yielding their ts to to o subs I who the same gags gs the- the audiences the same S songs songs anU anI excite excite- the same sam bore bore- dom 1 t S The Th t Wn swept by Illness ill illness m- m ness some ome stricken by dressing t too o summery y o others ers from rm exposure exposure expo expo- sure ure to the first firs spring verse A. A Agal gat feature writer will decide I to write a- a simple account of what spring g. g f. f fevers really is and le learn rn to to- her dismay that any publication publication tion 1 th that t ri p-ri prints it will be barred from the malls mails S The The rim gyp night nightclubs clubs panicky that the the- plucking ing B season Son a is Is ending ending end end- ing will do a a. brisk cUpping clipping and andS S Mickey Finn routine The honest clubs will just just st pull ull the the- the shutters The football coach tin In a mail mall order r. r coll college ge worried about his c contract will Harvard and Princeton of at recruiting their tackles s front I an l the woodChoppers wood- wood Choppers hoppers p pf Spain p in v to The man who his head all winter carrying on with his neighbOrs neighbOr's neighbors neighbor's neigh neigh- b bors bor's rs r's wife will invite her for a a. ride rido in the spring sunshine and then where is he The cameras cameras' will record college gals in breakaway garb cavorting in spring spring- fetes fetes on on th the campus all of them funnier than Fannie Brice in her adagio InThe in inThe The Follies j. j 1 Tho The radio will ring with warnIngs warnings warn war ings of at spring ailments aliments until you begin to wonder if it was worth worthwhile while dodging flu pneumonia and frostbite if It the tho season eaon is going tobe to tobe tobe be like ilke I this The first fIrst of ot the March arch shoe shoe- stringers will bring in a sh show w about an who wh revolutionizes revolutionizes revolutionizes the cotton spinning Industry industry industry indus Indus- try with her smile and Percy Hammond will flee till September b The captains of at industry willbe will willbe willbe be overcome with willi wa wanderlust and v warm rm champ champagne on a pouring off party and wake up in mid mid- Atlantic with wireless markers or each Te e first warm Sunday will throng Coney Island and the next a. a m. m papers will wUl have a picture which can be used every Monday every Monday till snow flies because all Coney Island pictures look alike Feature yarns from Paris will break the hearts of ot all tho the gals who will read that read that not single a-single rag from last summer has the okay okay- of the fashion brigands The blond cuti cuties s who tolled toiled like coolies to wrangle fur c coats ats out of their clunks clunks' will have to begin all over again to get fitted up for forthe forthe forthe the Easter parade The passing of ot tho the cold weather will allow the S Sunday drunks drunk on Third avenue to pass out in doorways doorways door door- ways instead of on the inside landing as in cold coa weather The flash flah I haberdashers will pile pUe their windows window with red and purple shirts announcing styles will wUl be begay begay begay gay in lit spring and by mid April the Sunday strollers lers will will look look like a parade of ot Turkish tro troops ps Doormen at the tho Park avenue apartment buildings will climb into their spring uniforms an and i ibe be the nattiest citizens on the street The rhe papers will wUl sprout with fishing stories all aU of at which will arrive at at a point which exposes the the- e story teller as a damned liar Lovert will take to the Staten Island and Hoboken ferries to the infinite the boatmen who have Keen licen een on on tho the alert J rt since e October October Octo Octo- ber for despairing people bent on n themselves out dut of ofa a a. to tough gh world The spring spring- shipment will bring 27 21 flicker stars on from Hollywood Hollywood Holly Holly- wood en route to E Europe 24 2 24 of ot whom will tell report reporters rs that acting act acting act act- ing lug f for r the camera camera is far more exacting than stage pretending A city editor will send a legman to write a a. glowing account of at the first r robins bins in II- Ce Central park the tho pol polar r bear getting sunburned In Inthe Inthe Inthe the zoo zoo and arid next day the toiler will take to his bed with double pneumonia S The winter wallflower of tho the Yin will get her hei picture I in i the Sunday paper paper as th the betrothed of ofa ofa ofa a chinless wonder Copyright 1936 Daily Dally Mirror Inc |