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Show Tops, Craps, Big Spin, Little Spin, Bottle-Gin. After you have had an intelligent intelli-gent person "if one's available" read this to you and your feeble minds are made up Please inform in-form us by signs or gestures, which of the games at least three of you know a little about and also in some way make it known to us how the bill will be paid after you have suffered the terrible terri-ble defeat in store for you- In the event you muster up courage enough lo accept We recommend for your benefit only a 60-40 split $3.60 losers and $2.40 winnah. Hoping there remains in your department enough unpolluted scissor-bills to accept this challenge, chal-lenge, We remain FundaMENTALLY yours, Utah Copper ENGINEERS UTAH COPPER ENGINEERS MAKE SOFTBALL CHALLENGE TO CLERKS Bingham Canyon, Utah April 17. 1942 Having this day received Priority Prior-ity Rating S-71-B-457-X5, granting grant-ing permission in case of Mental Moral, Physical or Gullible Combat Com-bat with an inferior foe, the rights to purchase acquire or bargain for, the necessary Ointment, Oint-ment, Lubricant or Liquid Veneer Ve-neer to forthwith put over, carry on or eliminate from further annoyances an-noyances and inferior contestants, contest-ants, i.a. Clerks Warehousemen, Warehouse-men, Pine-keepers and them that hire, by participating in some game "or shall we say contest", to determine once and for all who according to the Marquis of Joe Bcrger's Rules,, must henceforth hence-forth zip-up, Close your trap, cease running off at the lip, Purgatory Pur-gatory English and also shell out the necessary savings stamps to entertain, feed and make merry them that are declared the Winnah. Win-nah. Listed below are a few of the games we are sufficient in "a-mong "a-mong many others" and do submit sub-mit them to you in this form, so that you may place a cross by the game preferred. In case there is no one among you able to make an "X", we recommend you take it to the Water Service, Baseball, Pin-Ball, Screw-Bail, Soft-Ball, Golf-Ball, Tennis .Cricket, .Cric-ket, Billiards, Cess-Pool Marbles J |