Show Walter T T Winchell ON BROADWAY BROAD Copyright 1932 by Dally Mirror Inc A COLUMNISTS COLUMNIST'S SECY SECT JOTS DOWN DOWNA A FEW FE NOTES Dear W. W W. W The rumor that Jimmy Walker would Inherit Will VIll Hays' Hays czar Job In the movies is best stifled with these facts the the two bI biff gents cents In tho the business Mayer in California and Lasker here are both Republicans The organization Is not as believed a n political one and anyway Hays has a y fhe year five ar contract which cannot be broken Clarence Darrow will make his last grand public gesture by defending Robert Burns Bums author of of Im Ima Imn a n Fugitive Burns Bums as you know still Is is' in hiding Darrow will demand a full pardon and the event probably will be another Scopes trial nIl all of which certainly will help the cinema by the name according to local movie men in on the know a That big painting in the Canadian Railways Railways Rail nan ways window on Ave is all wrong It shows a golfer Goler about to drive from a atee tee and the tee points right at the porches of the clubhouse I Tee-heel Tee Jud Judge as a monthly mag is 15 now out of the red red Have you ever noticed on special delivery stamps how the postoffice dept misrepresents itself itsel A postman Is seen delivering a letter by motorcycle I Hisses I 4 a a aYou You said that J John hn D. D Rockefeller recently installed Installed in installed in- in stalled heat in his mausoleum Did you know that Clarence Mackay had electric lights Installed in his at Greenwood cemetery years ago What a pastime that must be Phil Green is the tho second richest man in the Lambs club But Dwight Wiman the producer never heard of ot him hint Theother Theother The Tho other day Wiman Vinian passed Green in the club and was impressed by his Ills manner So Wiman asked someone there to have Mr Green see him about playing Capone in la a new show I Tammany should toss an orchid at Edward J. J Ahearn Abeam leader of ot the Election Dist here The vote there was Roosevelt Hoover 1 Thomas 1 1 Lehman Donovan 1 1 OBrien O'Brien Pounds 1 Hillquit 7 1 The Republican nominee for sheriff sheri senator and congressman received no votes at all What a record that Is I see by the gazettes gazettes' that McKee may receive an important U.S. U.S. U. U S. S Job Could it be director of the budget which you recently said w would uld be McKees McKee's reward a 8 aSay fJ Say I Wanna Vanna give a break to a Indians who ho have written a song Its named Waterfalls Waterfalls Water falls plenty pretty too Words by Art and music by Gladys Carmen a a a aThe The Friars went stupid the other day They sent out a call to members to go in a bunch to a funeral which was held on a Sunday The cards were mailed the day before Saturday at p. p ni m. mt and received on Monday Francis X Bushman called Said he played at that in break house for that coin Just to try out his new act He says he still gets 1000 weekly Lina Llna Basquette at the Palace Pal Pal- ace is doing a refreshing turn Lovely dancer Jeff Jet Machamer suggests that those shows that close while playing tryouts should call those burgs cry outs e a a a Gunnel and Budd my pet clowns have several new inventions One Is a pair of permanently permanently permanently per per- wrinkled pants to hang in your our closet so that the rest of your clothes 1 If any look neat They also have invented a red piano without keys for tor for people who would rather play playa a violin And a pink piano without keys for those who prefer a zither Better however is their watering can without holes holes for for people who dont don't like to water flowers A can without 25 holes is for not waterIng water water- ing lug geraniums and a can without 50 holes is 15 for not watering hollyhocks And that Mr W W. winds up my routine 1 now hasten to my hotel suite room to you to take a nap nap so so that the local dandles dandies can never say sav that your Girl Friday has more wrinkles in her brow than in her hose a e a o 0 A reader dares us to look up Fourth Estate under estate on page of Funk New Standard Dictionary 1930 and publish the definition which is is' as follows Fourth Estate Estate- the newspaper press so designated humorously asa as asa asa a distinct power in the state slate formerly also the persons constituting the lowest and nd classes of society as as' distinguIshed from the com corn mons a a a SIMILES Sll Jill Waters Vaters Busy as a green pea falling off a knife Malicious as the thoughts of the stars star's understudy at a Broadway opening night I 0 0 aGAG e a GAG Charlie Crosland closes the show with the one about the two colored lads one of or whom met a pal palas as he along with a seedy looking dog How lak Ink mah dawg said the proud owner of the beast My my my my the other sepia he sho am am a fine lookin animal Does Docs he lak candy Well Vell drawled the owner he eats cats garbage garbage he he LOVE candy I t I |