Show Flashes Buttons Result in Brawl Pretty Small Potatoes Displays Toothsome Grin Skunk W Wins ns Argument WARSAW Poland Nov 30 1 P JP- JP Buttons threw the beggars' beggars ball annual annual annual an an- nual gala event into a tumult this year The kIn king of beggars according to custom bought the drinks for the as assembled assembled assembled as- as company of mendicants Then he hat around to defray expenses When the kin king looked into it he found buttons instead of coins In a ar arage arage r rage he he called police who arrested many of the beggars Incidentally some of the deaf dumb blind and crippled seemed to have lave miraculously regained the use of their impaired organs They were whooping it up in jolly style until the buttons put a crimp in the ties tics JUDGE STEPS IN WABASH Ind lad Nov No 30 W- W Pretty small potatoes commented the he judge and probably contempt of court besides He had ordered Frank Delong Belong to deliver a bushel of ot potatoes to his ilLs estranged wife wie In came Mrs Debug Belong to complain that an inch rule would be long enough to o measure the largest potato in the bushel The Judge ordered Delong Belong to trial for lor contempt ATLANTA Ga Nov 30 ff JP Quarterback Rudy Atkinson of ot boys' boys high wears a toothsome grin and heres here's the way it is Like Jike Finding After he engineered N ee e. e j in m n over his team Andrew to jackson victory Haystack high at Jacksonville Fla the other day daj he discovered he lie was shy an expensive false also tooth It was too dark to do anything about then so he got permission permission sion ion to stay in Jacksonville another day In the morning he went vent back to the field and looked it over from one end to the other line he Right down on the yard ten found and back he came t to Atlanta with his grin complete Shows Direction MEDFORD Ore Nov 30 JP JF Bob Alsworth of McLeod is kind to animals but it was out of consider consideration I tion for herself that she swerved her automobile into the ditch to avoid striking a certain little animal The car turned over and Mrs Alsworth climbed o out t of the window uninjured She says she would rather take takeo taketo taketo to o the ditch than contest the right of way vay with with with-a a skunk BOXER DOXER REBELLION SCRANTON Pa Nov 30 P A P-A A sort of ot boxer rebellion has devel- devel ped Twenty-five Twenty Scranton professional professional pro- pro fighters have hav banded to together together together to- to gether to organize a n boxers boxers' union as an an affiliate of the American Federation of Labor because they say promoters do not pay them enough for p participating in preliminary preliminary preliminary fights nary PORTAGE Mich Nov 30 P JP-Bim ff Bim a police pollee dog was in danger of ot death but ut not any more His His owner Fred Police olice Dog Brandt filling station proprietor asked poO po- po Saves baves 5 His ms lice Ucc to shoot him O Own wn Life C Hes so so big he keeps knocking the children down Brandt complained A A. policeman talked him out of the idea dea A few nights later Inter Bim frightened frightened fright- fright ened ned away robbers from Brandts Brandt's sta- sta tion Bim can have most anything he wishes now I Puzzled DICKINSON N. N D B. Nov 30 JP- JP P The weather are arc worried Some of their best signs have failed North Dakota Bakota has already had 16 below below below be be- low zero yet Mrs M. M L. L Ayers said she saw a robin the theother other day Worse than han that news came from Killdeer that small grasshoppers had been noted hopping around on the lie snow snow snow- and flying lying north |