| Show Walter Waiter Winchell f ON T Bit BROADWAY 0 A D DV V A Y Copyright 1032 1932 by Dl Dolly Daily ly Mirror Inc PORTRAIT OF A MAN IAN TALKING TO HIMSELF The Times radio oracle calls caUs Mr Jolson's voice a plaintive tenor Well It isn't Its It's its it's n a baritone Wonder If jf f the gazettes carried that news I mean about the mistrial for Senator James J. J Davis Da A poll of at the Jurors revealed 10 for con con- The thing thinS that got me at the Leonard bout was learning that Leonard W was wo O always the Irishman's ring idol Idol and and there he was trimming trim minK ming him And when I remarked to ta George White that I had never seen Benny Leonard In a aring aring aring ring before he said You still sUll haven't seen Benny Leonard Leonardi I He Ho must have be been n grand In his time And I made a sour face at Referee Donovan Donovan Dono Dono- van an when he halted It but that shows how much I know about mercy to a. Wonder how Important It Is 15 That melody which is supposed to have tho the better minds along Tin Pan Alley dl dizzy y It seems that the girl who wrote Lullaby of the tho Leaves cs and other hits has startled the Street by composing a R tune with witha a total range of six notes notes notes-a a feat it is 13 argued that has no precedent In the history of at popular music Well VeU It appears that my comments recently about the late Charles Howard Bronson-Howard were unfair to some who point out that he had his enemies enemies enemies-as as who hasn't but hasn't-but but that he was unusually un unusually tin un- usually talented and anti wrote two best sellers when he was 15 15 and a year later ho was the youngest war correspondent in the world He was also the originator of the revue form of ot entertainment entertainment- creating the first re for Gaby Des Lys in Paris Parts No wonder some people picked on him He was among amons the which is another way of spelling target o Good for Carveth Wells VeIls th noted hunter 1 Who Vho discovered the piece of ot the Ark which drew all that publicity in the journals His forthcoming forthcoming forthcoming forth forth- coming picture The Jungle Killer which he lie produced produced pro pro- will expose all that stuff about wild animal hunting He Ho tells the truth about called so-called wild animals and hunters that go to Africa to get geta a 3 hatrack for a Forty fifth street speakeasy The subject of the film Urn is to preserve wild animal life and the big producing companies are opposed to it Q 5 The Th trivia that comes comesup up in a day is not unexciting unexciting citing for me mc That subscriber who complained to the thc publisher about a sugary paragraph I penned for one who had passed on imagine spanked being by a reader for tossing a posey at somebody I For writing something nice Come to think of ot it ft my major headaches came only from writing pleasant things The legend persists that I am always alwa's In trouble or Ina in ina ina a court over this or that which Is distant from the facts Never been In hi court except once As a witness for a newspaper against a sap who sued for mone money for a a. poem that was contributed And my one lawsuit was brought by a pair whom I defended on the microphones It wasn't anything I penned for a newspaper But they hadn't heard my chatter and sued for plenty on the ground that If Winchell said anything anything anything any any- thing it couldn't have been good And so what happened So nothing happened r Except that I had to be needlessly annoyed ed for trying to defend them from a wrong charge printed else else- where The only sound counsel I ever got from an editor came in this manner I was worried about some complaints that were bunched in a day over an item Um and I went to him In a fret and he comforted me rue with Dont worry I lance once had to fire a columnist after two years Because in all that time no one ever sent In a letter letter letter let let- ter of ot compliment or complaint about his stuff And I so decided that nobody was reading iii a a That panhandler in the SO-s SO doesn't suspect t what some lads have plotted against him Night af after after after af- af ter night he has the gall to come around drunk and beg for coins The other night he Jingled his lils pockets all of at them crowded with silver slIver pieces and ho he boasted that he docs does some heavy talking In a day and night to gather them Then why not pay for the sandwiches you grub from the delIcatessen delIcatessen delicatessen del del- he ho was asked But he snarled and in insulted insulted in- in suited his betters Not one of the cab drivers In the thc line in front of ot the place had third one-third his money And so when he comes around tonight he will be robbed and his coins given to one of ot the breadline funds One of the forthcoming reties revues re re- re ties Ues will make the wait for the initial curtain amusing By offering comical cracks in its program program program pro pro- gram about the tho cast and the proceedings a a a Well Wei Im I'm sorry I didn't know that angle of or orthe the item Item about about the coppers who pay weekly for the maintenance of a bed they never use It seems that the women who make them up and get the money are arc widows of at policemen which is among the things to ta salute the about But something ought to be done about the thc movement to lower the wages of the firemen No matter what their wage is It isn't enough |
