Show WHEN OPPORTUNITY OPPORTUNITY KNOCKED Two men had dined well very well indeed As a matter of 01 fact one ne had done himself considerably better better etter than his friend and received an an n offer to be escorted home with infinite delight After some time they managed to find ind their way to the flat where the jovial ovial one lived But only half halt the difficulties were solved What would be e a suitable excuse for the wife wiCe was vas the main mam trouble The sober one propped his charge agaInst the door rang the bell and nd soon heard footsteps It was time me to speak John said the one one youre a poet answered John And you ha have e inspirations dont don't you ou answered the poet I do Then said his friend now is isle the le time to have one one Patient Patient Patient-Oh Oh I thought you said you ou extracted without pain Dentist Well Dentist Well it didn't hurt me a aIt abit abit bit bit- The Knut Knut Knut-It If I were to steal a kiss would it scare you so that you ou would scream The Flapper I I couldn't Fright always makes me dumb Baxter Baxter Clothes Clothes certainly make mafte the ie man Bender Not Bender Not any more my dear sir Ir Its It's the car She She How How is It that widows generally generally gen- gen rally manage to marry again He Because He-Because Because dead men tell no tales ales Dora Dora Dora-A A kiss speaks volumes they hey say Jack Jack Jack-Don't Don't Dont you think it would be sporting porting to start a library Nervous breakdown debility nothing much to worry about Get In n the country long walks in the open pen air No alcohol in any form and If nd The patient sighed And Andone Andone Andone one cigar a day But doctor One cigar a day reiterated the doctor firmly Six weeks later the patient re returned returned returned re- re turned to town How do you feel asked the doctor Splendid Fit as a fiddle And you liked it all all all' Yes everything except the one cigar The doctor smiled The tobacco habit my dear sir sir sir- any joke put in the patient patient patient pa pa- tient ruefully Its hard for or a man manat manat manat at my time of life to take up ing Muriel The Muriel The man j I marry must be a hero Dora Dora Oh Oh come dear Youre You're not as bad looking as all that |