Show UV w r n 11 r nl aft nU A 1 I Jf ASK DAD DAD HE HE Ci Teacher How many make a IJ aen I Ien en n Grocers Grocer's son Twelve r. r How many make a aVery Very few The The Frog of Grocer e TRUTHFUL Did your last employer gi gia gli glia It b ba I a reference JIll Yes but it doesn't seem any ly good t tHe cay jJ What did he say He lie said I X was one of oC th tin lie liemen men his firm ever turned turned- It Good Hardware A H HURRY RRY CALL ALL I 1 A cant can't sell you any r- r tie boy unless you bring r iJ father from But Dut your father Isn't home homeer and anden Ie wants them right away er en Progressive Grocer t NOT THESE DAYS A Judge not having en dence to convict a a. negro of of 1 Et EtIng in Ing J a watch said 33 acquitted Rastus st Ah's what nhat pJ 0 are acquitted You Judge You are dat mean Ah Ahm e Rastus Does Does Rastus tuh tub give de do watch back back back- back Bl l 4 body's Magazine agazine t HILDAS HILDA'S ALIBI Mrs Spender had Just eng F new cook The kitchen a arti was not u uto unc Hilda was Hilda was name p to the eye and consequently i Spender feared for the hea heathe hearty the local guardians of ot the l lari t she s sat sal l Now New remember Hilda my last cook had to I because of her flirtations r I I want you to have any men I kitchen R RHilda Hilda readily consented to th tn A few ew hours later late Spender passed through the thel nar nary department on a tout tour o 0 She opened the door do of a cupboard It was luu OL a large and very sheepish police She turned an accusing C cook Hilda she ehe said By Aye dunno pr skol ly replied Hilda Aye he bane left there by last co coo Everybody Everybody's Magazine A SLIGHT In the early days of the thel war the officer in charge of a aish aish ish post deep in the heart ni df A received a wireless message his chief War declared Arrest all t aliens In your district A few days later the chi elite this communication Have arrested seven Ge Gera Ger three bree Belgians Jour our Spaniards Frenchmen a of oC Swede Austrian and an American jf jP inform me whom we are areat at with Everybody's MagazIne FISHING One day about noon Mr-Ej Mr Mr called caned up a friend and saidI saidI said Brown I understand that your house last last night and n nAl n nAi nAl A l condition I W You heard right admitted friend He was here an and much Intoxicated W. W Terrible terrible Jones By the way was I Ip th too too too-EverybOdy'S Everybody's Magazine I GETTING ITS DESSERT DESSERTS The commercial traveler hadu d da a lion leap in the open farmhouse At the same saw a o farmer working In a h a-h h n field He drove droe furiously uP Is that your house he shri It is answered the man of soil soil- manit fl Is your our wife at home homer V Should be said the fennel farm Then hurry home man and d what you can do Ive I've lion that's escaped from jump through the kitchen wind Hm II said the farmer anybody chasing Tell me w was s there lion lion Xo No but hurry man for beav sake salte urged the traveler He went through of ot his own yi cord then the farmer i- i Yes replied the other 1 thoroughly puzzled Then let him defend hims said the farmer and went on his work Oi I NEW DIRIGIBLE The American Aircraft Deve Dove meat ment corporation of 01 Detroit i Is paring to 10 construct a dirigible J Jcraft craft of oC with a cai Ity of approximately C feet Ceet of gas J YEAR SEVEN The Michigan Automotive association has indorsed the having the state Issue seven license plates for motor ve vet This will do away with the Pi a at change of license now required WANT PROMPT DELIVER Automobile dealers have n nan no noan an increasing demand for Imn ate delivery on all cars sold sons who are ready to purdie purche car are anxious to have it ered as soon as possible The Kentucky supreme struck a severe blow at auto Ui th when 11 it sentenced a man tg tj years at the penitentiary for re ing a stolen auto J |