Show I I HUMOR I FOOLING BOSS Murphy was taking a day lay off and wishing to enjoy himself thoroughly ho walked walled round to watch the boys H He was surprised to see eee his lus friend Kelly working as if carrying a of mortar up and down dOWEL a ladder was the only thing he o took an any real pleasure pleasure pleas pleas- ure in u Its yourself that's working mighty hard today Kell Kelly expostulated Murphy Whist I am just making a fool oi ot the boss said Kelly winking slyly I And how are arc you doing that Kelly Sure Bure Murphy its it's as easy as kiss kiss- Jug ing your hand He sees me inc going up the th ladder adder with my hod full of mortar and he thinks Im I'm working But Murphy Mur Nur- phy my boy bog its it's the same hod ul Im I'm I cartin artin up and down all the thc time I 11 r. r DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND Returning home after a session of court court a famous Canadian judge sawan saw an old Irish laborer labor whom he knew about to enter a third class carriage carnage He lie at once paid his fare and nd took him into the saloon with him The conversation conversation conversation conver conver- turned upon the relative merits of Canada and Ireland As the train rolled on through the fields of waving corn past the well ordered farms and orchards the judge said Well VeIl Mike you are evidently ad admiring admiring admixing ad- ad miring mixing the Far away above Ireland this isn't it The old man shook hI his head Come now come said the judge jUdg-e surely this Is a finer country in every way For instance you would bo he along a along along long long- tim time Ume In Ireland before you would enjoy the honor of riding in a saloon carriage with a Judge Yes replied Mike and you would I be a long long- longtime time in Ireland afore they'd make you a judge ALL DEPENDS Charged with to animals and using loud and profane language on the street a man was brought before a police court One o of the witnesses was wasa a pious old negro who was subjected to a short cross S Did the tho defendant use Improper language while he was beating nis horse asked the lawyer Val Wai he did talk mighty loud suh sub Did he Indulge in profanity The old darky seemed puzzled The lawyer put the question another way What I mean Uncle Abe Aue Is did he heUse heuse heuse use words that would be proper for your minister to use in a sermon I Oh yes sur yes es sur the old man replied with a grin that revealed the whole width of his mo mouth th but o 0 cose dayd have ter be ranged I American Boy |