Show I I I i. i Column o 01 Stray n na U 11 m- m u tb lb I I m Well VeIl well veil at last us St editors are going to get a a aV V va tion Here for many months have been working working- nights night think up jokes for our cust custom with never a respite II M Monday the Stray coly be turned over to the ladie bless em the em the Democrat Democratic dies Tuesday to the la ladie bless em again the again the kind I We have informed th the i imen w men that they can go just as asas as they like with our little spa a aThe The can canal cal ca'l Hughes' Hughes whiskers for the tile wh wh column length if they wish The Grand Old Parties offense intended can WI w joshes about Wilsons Wilson's notes Bryans Bryan's grape juice Wed We'd be afraid to try to I cr cise suffragist copy anyway anyway y we might as well say H Her Hei r how etc JB m mO No O matter how rich a fellis leD fell 1 js is hell he'll borrow a ma ma once in a while si J 1 4 0 Daily Thought Thought Thought-If If it takes takes ten minutes to dress five mt muT- muT utes sites to shave fifteen minutes to eat breakfast w and twenty minutes to reach the office what will the boss have to B say sayto gay y to the man due at 8 oelo o'clock k kand and who got up at 74 of i 1 M DONT DON'T GET THIS THIS WRONG WRONG WRON Mrs Elizabeth Wilkinson form Miss Elizabeth Ellzabeth Wright of got a a. divorce and been given her r name back The campaign is warming berlt up candidates are all wrapping another A motorist who just from southern Utah were where mud i is of Indefinite depth that only two things can k E l a car that gets get stuck in one nl those roads roads roads-a a steam derri derrick derrick derricka k ka a month of sunshine 1 I Mrs J. J Haslett has decided to part of ot her furniture being uio to keep up such a a. big house oi rl count of poor health a Jersey coati coV- coVa a old nine ld calf Marlon Marion ty Lodestone wf A STORMY VISIT Jesse Hailstone one of ot the left lea leaf butchers of Tremonton is visiting visiting week week with his parents Mr aI Stephen Hailstone of at Lf Republican Logan ILcI Judge Newcombe driving 1 a Ford on the Install plan ran over a chicken thaT that eaten bugs In the road The c I. 1 died a few hours later on 0 a the guzzler will bs be m mi later II A trees tree's age can be told by th thon the theon theon on the trunk but this method doe hold good with the case of or aroll a ro roll 11 y i iro Phil eez Somebody o 0 oto to invent a muffler for use while wh pj pf at on the piano of an apa t house Piano players despite all t position seem to get weigh a-weigh scales MODERN FABLES Once there was a Young Fellow Inherited a dress drees suit from his hisMan hisMan Man who was exactly the same samel I except t that his Legs were Longer Longena 1 his diddle Middle l Section somewhat Extensive The Young Fellow had the suit sui l Up by a Tailor so it could be J. J Down At Last It Fitted Now No Noan an Excuse to Wear It Murmur Murmured lI F Owner w For a a. Long Spell he wasn wasn't t Ia Iato to any Functions Finally beJ hel bej Invited to lo a Dinner and Dance Danced t was in in I Gay Spirits till they by said i 1 I Ito dashed by a Friend who to be he Strictly Informal II n Not wishing to be Different l l' l the others he worse a lain Serge e. e His s Friex d had on Fried Cloth Clow 1 everybody else lse except soma some Hicks and some ome Real Rich Guy Guyon Guyon e on the Soup and Fish rt r e Moral Moral I Take no stock in F tr th Social Tips I Tips J 1 A movie es ll tonight In five pa pa Fran J f Bushman t Ih I Nd Nol INSIDE STUFF lilt A New Jl Jer man has int in iq b broll butt but dresser so hat a collar t roll under it it Theres There's no DO un andr und and r x e Even a a cat may lc to king ei Pel rei y few cats kilo d t. t |