Show Li II L ON THE QUIET I By THE TA TATTLER TILER 9 COURSE they are wild about O each other love one another like sisters and that sort of thing so when Mrs Mra asked Mrs if she didn't think her hair all fluffed out under her last new hat made her look rather like a picture Mrs 1 answered with rare enthusiasm indeed just indeed just like a chromo yes yes just indeed The small daughter of a charming mother is quite partial to big words and often rather startling statements result Not long ago she n nonchalantly In Informed informed in- in formed hey her mother that that when she went to high school st still 1 some years she hence nence she was going to take tape the aromatic course When her mother corrected her she airily remarked O 0 of course I meant academic The correction however failed to have any lasting effect for that evenIng evenIng evening even- even Ing when her father returned from town she greeted him with this O 0 father mother and I have decided decided decided de de- de- de that I shall take the epidemic course when I go to high school He is a well known man about town in fact he is very much about town tow and he Is quite a bit pa past his first youth and well on into his s se semd nd All of this makes It qu quite t touching g to note the pleasure with which h he preens before the vator flo-vator mirror each morning as he leaves the exclusive apartment where he makes his his home First he leans his stick i In the corner of the elevator next beard he takes from small comb and replaces his pocket packet a disarranged hairs Tom Then his well any haled tighter cut mustache is twirled a little tighter and his hat settled at a more becoming angle Really all that he needs i is a carted powder puff and some day some some kind hearted miss is sure to offer hers all know knoW that she will Of course we make a beautiful bride for she has been a part of the de decorative scheme at the several smart smarty weddings at t f-t which she has acted acted- as s bridesmaid r iL quite recently but the thing that a number of her friends would like to know is shall they Include a wedding gift for her in their Christmas shopping shopping shopping shop shop- ping or shall they wait for the first ping of the he year when the rush is not so great There are to be at least two gowns at the charity ball that bid fair to tobe tobe tobe I be the talk of the town for many days after From point of b beauty auty daring I and costliness they will probably never have been equalled and certainly never excelled here There is a certain young society matron who is is' is going to be greatly surprised one of these days when she wakes up to the fact that she has killed the goose that has laid the golden egg for her more times than the goose cares to remember i t iThe I IThe The cause for the demise of the goose is this A certain society editor of our town has been besieged on a number of oc occasions occasions occasions oc- oc not to print the fact that the young matron was about to entertain and each time the besieger has been successful The affair was to be very small and she would really feel teel very badly if it were to become known and and the very first time that she d dhave did have an nn affair this goose goose would be told even before the guests were bidden So the story would run Well yell the matron host-matron issued invitations invitations invitations for for- fora a smart buffet luncheon luncheon- just a tiny affair fifty or sixty guests and the he society editor hearing of oft Gt called the matron to ask about It Oh It was not so BO at all and the hostess was in distress and a few v other things of ot that sort However the day of the luncheon dawned dawned and and along in the afternoon of the day the society editor was let in by a mistake of centrals to the line when the matron was telephoning to another newspaper all about her luncheon Isn't It funny what a difference Just Justa a few hours make Yes the goose Is dead but there will wUl come another day and another party Moral There are none so blind as those who will not see |