Show Column of Strays frays rs n- II 1 U II than Una ID LE lb ra ID p MacPherson ANTED A self WANTED starting furn furnace ce 1 0 fr 10 oJ 1 1 o oo a. a d t. d' e l 10 li i ip p DAILY THOUGHT t Wise men get got a lot of free z 1 01 1 instruction from fools 11 1 tj 1 3 HP Id o oJ- oJ I. I d' d jj I Its It's certainly Hades to be Small Small- But handy hand when you arc are less large Than some bird I For whose stuff you care You see he Is too big to Attack you you you- And you are too small to Assault him him him- So you get along fine and never Have war However there Is no rule against Telling each other what you think Of each other Bob Cradlebaugh who write all the Bum jokes for this I am too modest to state who Writes the Good Ones I Is a great big fellow and I Accused him of being too fat fatHe He said Its unfortunately true that I am so fat that I cant can't get a belt Big enough to fit me but butI I never have any trouble buying hats Do you suppose he meant anything By that Well Bob must be getting old because He says he can remember when you Could buy meals for 50 cents Each And he asked me if I could remember Them happy days daysI days days- I said said and and this is a good one one one- I never never eat in the kind of Restaurants you frequent He said No I mean regular high class places Bob is getting reminiscent He probably remembers the First automobile or telephone Or something But speaking of restaurants and HoW HoH much they charge The doctors tell us that cigarettes Ruin the appetite So we have both decided to start tart Smoking heavily T X XA A woman writer says sleep is conducive to beauty beauty still still there are a lot of homely po po- po- po g THEY WONT WON'T BE THERE The subjects for the services at the Congregational church next Sunday will deal with questions of interest to all In the morning the pastor will discuss Sin Its Beginnings and Effects Effects Effects Ef Ef- Ef In the evening Who Are Lost The Lost The Norwalk o lk p Ohio io News X X 4 And there are a lot of aeroplanes up on account of the war d h BLAME IT ON ON THE PRINTER Parson Simpkin must be getting Into into into In in- to politics From his church comes this printed announcement nn un ement Missionary ry Union October 19 1916 I Phillips CONGRESSIONAL SI AL' AL church I An eyeshade is a contrivance for protecting the eyes from the glare of lights and the boss The wearing of such shades is not merely a light matter they matter they make foran foran for foran I an appearance of industry Many per- per Continued on page 5 6 COLUMN OF STRAYS Continued from pago page 4 4 sons merely office take on the look Jook of ot office oUke workers by donning them Celluloid shades especially If it they are green or some other color are aro particularly bad for the eyes when combined with a match Persons Persona wearing them thaw should not light cigars either In or out of working hours if jc c A little hot air Now and then Will sell a car to The wisest men I Phil sex About the poorest sort ort of or an audience audience audi audi- ence for a funny funny story Is la the guy that's to think o 0 one to tell when you get act through Nothing Is mo more e bleak of ot a chilly morning than a radiator Jj a k i The way they travel the theseas theseas theseas seas and seize ought ought to to call em C |