Show PUTTING EM OVER With Bugs Baer Copyright 1916 by the tha Press Frees Pul Pul- Pul Co I A A BASEBALL a t Player Gets Getson on Paid for It but I No Excuse Can I Be Found for a Football Player The bandits who stuck up a a. Detroit Detroit De De- troit train trall didn't C get pet much as the Red Hed Sox had been out that way a few v weeks before Pittsburgh is still looking l looking for a team to take Hans Warner's Warners place Harry Pollok has succeeded Scotty Monteith as manager of Charley Chancy Weinert If you jou ou call that succeeding nth V Sam Langford back the other heavyweights will make themselves as scarce as cavier In a boarding house Of course the Harvard eleven can claim to be badly crippled If it It wants to but the Red Sox Sax and Villa are examples examples ex ex- amples ampies of what a guy can do on crutches A football player never hears I The dollars dollar's joyous jingle i He lie doesn't want a ft contract Before he starts to mingle lie He doesn't let the people rave And roar and fume and fret While he blackjacks the owners For all jitneys he can get A football player doesn't crave The wealth of all the Indies He doesn't Aztecs Aztecs' gold For mixing up in Hell He'll bite an ear or gouge an eye As gentle as a dove Ana AM he doesn't want i a dollar for He Ha does it all ii for love Theres There's a sucker born every minute and its wonderful how long they live Uve Jim Coffey is being sued for and Jim Is grateful for lor the ment I Cleveland made a great showing showing- this season eason They played just as many games as the Red Sox There is no record of ot any tighter fighter wearing spectacles In the ring but there are some who should Being too light for a heavyweight and too heavy for A A. lightweight Bob Moha l stands among the downpour of soup fighters fighters' with a fork in his hand Wonder why Mr White thinks he can land that left on Freddy Welshs Welsh's whIsker plaza In Mexico The Morse code Is the same In any language Under the 1916 football rules good teeth arent aren't so 50 essential Bugs who spend two or three hours watching a a. a wrestling match could employ ei that a i time usefully e wondering f gy which end of f a trolley Oll car stops first Walter Johnson Johnson only pitched six forty games game this year Hate to see a a. player loaf like that that on a good guy like Uke Grit Grif Everybody knows now that New York Tork is on the East river right across from Brooklyn One thing I would not like to be And that's a football coach One day you OU are a a. hero and The next day youre you're a roach |